[ Because you never get involved with anyone tame or sane or normal, dude. ]
Can I just go somewhere to meet you and make sure that you're not bleeding to death if I promise not to pick you up and carry you to the ER unless you're literally bleeding to death? Can we get that over with?
[ And like 2 seconds later almost as an afterthought: ]
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[ Because you never get involved with anyone tame or sane or normal, dude. ]
Can I just go somewhere to meet you and make sure that you're not bleeding to death if I promise not to pick you up and carry you to the ER unless you're literally bleeding to death? Can we get that over with?
[ And like 2 seconds later almost as an afterthought: ]
PLEASE.