[ poe relents with the knowledge that ... yeah he needs to stop and finish getting his hair washed. he was being stupid, he won at his own stupidity. now he can help with his own hands at rinsing the shampoo out. and also — ]
What about you? I can wash your hair, too.
[ it's not fair that finn's hair gets skipped over just because it isn't its own sentient being. he takes his own hand and sort of ruffles it with his hand. like "here you go, have my sloppy seconds shampoo."
the favor (the handjob favor anyway) being returned can wait. like, objectively, shower sex is better in theory than practice. there's too much water, too much slip hazard. too much possibility of soap and water getting in your eye. if they can get through this, they can get to laundry room sex. which sounds a lot safer and comes with sitting on top of machines while they rumble. ]
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What about you? I can wash your hair, too.
[ it's not fair that finn's hair gets skipped over just because it isn't its own sentient being. he takes his own hand and sort of ruffles it with his hand. like "here you go, have my sloppy seconds shampoo."
the favor (the handjob favor anyway) being returned can wait. like, objectively, shower sex is better in theory than practice. there's too much water, too much slip hazard. too much possibility of soap and water getting in your eye. if they can get through this, they can get to laundry room sex. which sounds a lot safer and comes with sitting on top of machines while they rumble. ]