bythehand: (im just bein real chill)
F̶N̶-̶2̶1̶8̶7̶ | Finn ([personal profile] bythehand) wrote 2018-08-09 07:10 am (UTC)

[ finn looks at him like that sloppy seconds shampoo is the most affronting, confusing thing ever suggested by mankind. like for half a second he doesn't realize poe is being a lil shit with that shampoo move.

there's a confused troy barnes inside of everyone, letting their faces be drama queens. fight or flight soap reflexes. i feel like i had more valid things to say in these brackets but i fell into tumblr for 4 hours and now it's 3am. finn proceeds to assume poe wants to be 2 and 0 in the hairwashing vs handjob olympics. ]


I'm happy to jerk you off without bringing more shampoo into this. Just gonna shower tomorrow anyway. [ the shampooening round two is risky business. probably. like, finn would straight-up have offered to give a bj the old college try but he's 40% sure he'd accidentally drown for the d and there's a point where you gotta choose life. ]

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