[ all very valid points. especially the part about the roasting.
counterpoint: hands actually exist so that finn can upgrade from free sample to the full serving size. because he has aims to take full advantage of this chance. look. his meaningful human contact experience is limited to some hand grabbing, maybe like 4 fully clothed hugs, that time rose kissed him, and that time rey got thrown into a tree and he grabbed her entire head.
finn is thirsty and he's thriving rn. future dates ended with regular poe, now taking off poe's clothes and feeling him up is finn's romantic interest. future jungle search and rescue mission who? life problems who?? he doesn't know them. BETTER STUFF TO DO, HOT DUDE ALERT. ]
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counterpoint: hands actually exist so that finn can upgrade from free sample to the full serving size. because he has aims to take full advantage of this chance. look. his meaningful human contact experience is limited to some hand grabbing, maybe like 4 fully clothed hugs, that time rose kissed him, and that time rey got thrown into a tree and he grabbed her entire head.
finn is thirsty and he's thriving rn. future dates ended with regular poe, now taking off poe's clothes and feeling him up is finn's romantic interest. future jungle search and rescue mission who? life problems who?? he doesn't know them. BETTER STUFF TO DO, HOT DUDE ALERT. ]