[ he will not. he is a dumb man with eyeballs, who would try to fight their way past finn with the good hair and rey with the ... admittedly also good hair. they are a triad of good hair people.
[ finn doesn't laugh, which in many ways makes him the real hero of this tale if you think about it.
you have to think about it really really hard and then lie to yourself about it being true. so like trying to say kylo is a good guy.
there really is so much good hair to go around, though.
if the general thumping of a person trying to muscle a closet door open within 2 minutes doesn't announce his arrival, here is a thing that officially will: ]
How many things can break on one ship--?
[ WHAT IF SHE SUFFOCATES no she won't suffocate, he knows she will not suffocate, he is growing beyond worst-case scenarios. why is the falcon Like This, is the real question of the skywalker saga. ]
[ the force ghost of han solo says everything on the falcon is in perfect condition, fuck you very much.
rey just groans, because that is the furthest thing from the truth. and also because even finn's obnoxiously muscled arms are doing nothing to get this door open. she really does not want to force shove her way out (because that will probably break said door completely) but she's beginning to see a distinct lack of alternatives. ]
Get him to help you. [ the surprise factor is totally blown. they are so stupid. ]
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[ he will not. he is a dumb man with eyeballs, who would try to fight their way past finn with the good hair and rey with the ... admittedly also good hair. they are a triad of good hair people.
but then, three minutes later: ]
Finn, I can't get the door open.
[ IT'S STUCK. ]
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[ finn doesn't laugh, which in many ways makes him the real hero of this tale if you think about it.
you have to think about it really really hard and then lie to yourself about it being true. so like trying to say kylo is a good guy.
there really is so much good hair to go around, though.
if the general thumping of a person trying to muscle a closet door open within 2 minutes doesn't announce his arrival, here is a thing that officially will: ]
How many things can break on one ship--?
[ WHAT IF SHE SUFFOCATES no she won't suffocate, he knows she will not suffocate, he is growing beyond worst-case scenarios. why is the falcon Like This, is the real question of the skywalker saga. ]
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rey just groans, because that is the furthest thing from the truth. and also because even finn's obnoxiously muscled arms are doing nothing to get this door open. she really does not want to force shove her way out (because that will probably break said door completely) but she's beginning to see a distinct lack of alternatives. ]
Get him to help you. [ the surprise factor is totally blown. they are so stupid. ]