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It was supposed to be so over the top that it'd be funny. I did not know there were real assholes who talked like that.
[tbh it was mostly Loki with that particular angle, but Taako isn't such a dick he can't accept a little responsiblity.]
[tbh it was mostly Loki with that particular angle, but Taako isn't such a dick he can't accept a little responsiblity.]
It's probably good that you didn't. I don't know what it's like not to. And I can't afford to not take that seriously.
[ If there's a motto that truly covers the Star Wars Spread, it's "I don't trust like that."
He... appreciates the gesture, still. Even if it's more of an assignment. ]
The two of you were a lot less long-winded than them, though. If it helps.
[ If there's a motto that truly covers the Star Wars Spread, it's "I don't trust like that."
He... appreciates the gesture, still. Even if it's more of an assignment. ]
The two of you were a lot less long-winded than them, though. If it helps.
Poe and Rey explained a bit of it, I don't blame you for being suspicious
But, yeah, not evil. I mean, Loki's a dick and so am I, but I'm way too lazy for any kind of world domination
But, yeah, not evil. I mean, Loki's a dick and so am I, but I'm way too lazy for any kind of world domination
[ That does explain so much about why he zapped Finn for apparent jacket thievery. No joke, that loyalty programming. Least of all when it's been a long time.
Also BB-8 is just difficult in general. Finn's fond of him but like. Jeez. ]
Suddenly a lot makes sense. How'd "I got turned into a bird" go over with him?
Also BB-8 is just difficult in general. Finn's fond of him but like. Jeez. ]
Suddenly a lot makes sense. How'd "I got turned into a bird" go over with him?
Okay. We'll see what happens. Thanks for going out of your way to explain.
[ He isn't about to say it's totally cool and no big deal, because does he believe this yet, 100%? Not quite. But there's a lot to chock up to Finn's threshold when he's still keyed up about something. The longer things go without an overdramatic magical-fascists attack, hour by hour, the better he's gonna be about this. Getting the clarification at all is a big point in Taako's favor.
Also noted: the other guy from the post is in fact "oh yeah my friend would totally build a death trap literally right here" Loki. ]
How did you meet Rey?
[ meeting poe is easy as hell, poe goes out of his way making friends. rey is always a special case. ]
[ He isn't about to say it's totally cool and no big deal, because does he believe this yet, 100%? Not quite. But there's a lot to chock up to Finn's threshold when he's still keyed up about something. The longer things go without an overdramatic magical-fascists attack, hour by hour, the better he's gonna be about this. Getting the clarification at all is a big point in Taako's favor.
Also noted: the other guy from the post is in fact "oh yeah my friend would totally build a death trap literally right here" Loki. ]
How did you meet Rey?
[ meeting poe is easy as hell, poe goes out of his way making friends. rey is always a special case. ]
She works for my main man, Cisco.
We kinda ran into each other through him.
[This is a lie. They met during the memory bullshit, but Taako isn't the type to snitch about that sort of thing, even to a friend of Rey's. If she wants to tell Finn the truth, that's fine, but he won't be the one the spill.
Cisco is his main man, though, that's definitely true.]
We kinda ran into each other through him.
[This is a lie. They met during the memory bullshit, but Taako isn't the type to snitch about that sort of thing, even to a friend of Rey's. If she wants to tell Finn the truth, that's fine, but he won't be the one the spill.
Cisco is his main man, though, that's definitely true.]
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
That is not how it works! It's there to keep you from dying. And I apparently know at least three people who'd have some pretty strong objections to you dying!
[ Ride or die means ride or die by proximity. It's six degrees to shitposting wizards all the way down. ]
okay what bar
[ Ride or die means ride or die by proximity. It's six degrees to shitposting wizards all the way down. ]
okay what bar
only three people?
[Wait, he has to check the username for a second before he bursts out laughing wherever he is.]
finn!!!! this text was not meant for you sorry my dude, but you can still come hang out if you want
[Wait, he has to check the username for a second before he bursts out laughing wherever he is.]
finn!!!! this text was not meant for you sorry my dude, but you can still come hang out if you want
So you know Cisco, too.
[ That's three for three on generally trustworthy people who would probably vouch for him. Which is good, if he's good. Finn doesn't take references from just anybody out there. ]
I think I don't understand you.
I think you like it that way.
[ That's three for three on generally trustworthy people who would probably vouch for him. Which is good, if he's good. Finn doesn't take references from just anybody out there. ]
I think I don't understand you.
I think you like it that way.
[That's an interesting assumption.]
I mean, I do love to cultivate an air of mystery
But I'm sure a lotta people would tell you I'm a pretty easy person to read. What about me is baffling you, my dude?
I mean, I do love to cultivate an air of mystery
But I'm sure a lotta people would tell you I'm a pretty easy person to read. What about me is baffling you, my dude?
[Finn.......]
im hundreds of years old!!!!!
if you're my mom that's real fucking wild
im hundreds of years old!!!!!
if you're my mom that's real fucking wild
[ Finn is great at assuming shit on his own. ]
I don't think there's anything that doesn't? I don't understand anything about you. I don't know you.
Except that you use magic and have a bad sense of humor. Maybe that just means I'm bad at reading you.
I don't think there's anything that doesn't? I don't understand anything about you. I don't know you.
Except that you use magic and have a bad sense of humor. Maybe that just means I'm bad at reading you.
I have a great sense of humor.
I'm just some dude, kinda weird I guess but not like, anything completely whack. I don't give much of a fuck what people think about me, is that throwing you off?
[aka: Taako does whatever the fuck he wants, expectations or reactions be damned.]
I'm just some dude, kinda weird I guess but not like, anything completely whack. I don't give much of a fuck what people think about me, is that throwing you off?
[aka: Taako does whatever the fuck he wants, expectations or reactions be damned.]
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