[ Because you never get involved with anyone tame or sane or normal, dude. ]
Can I just go somewhere to meet you and make sure that you're not bleeding to death if I promise not to pick you up and carry you to the ER unless you're literally bleeding to death? Can we get that over with?
[ And like 2 seconds later almost as an afterthought: ]
[ He arrives in a timely fashion, mildly concerned for his life and very determined to be relieved to see that Taako is fine. Like sure, he guesses he can try to drag him to the hospital if he has to. Hopefully, going by how quick Taako was to agree to a meeting, it won't be necessary.
Finn's never gone drinking in his life, but the sight of someone chugging coffee like it's going out of style is still innately relatable with the way his life's been going lately. He just sorta. Walks over to hang. The injury-clocking staredown has already begun. ]
[It's not the worst place; the Quarantine is a little more set up to cater to people who don't keep a daylight based schedule, so 24hr eateries aren't quite as deserted and depressing as they could be.]
Finn!
[Taako lights up when he sees Finn, smile just a little lopsided in that tipsy sort of way.
He pats the side of the table opposite him, the universal gesture for sit down, then slides a menu that way.]
If you're overwhelmed by waffle choices I can pick something for ya.
[On the surface, there's no obvious injuries, but he's dressed against the colder weather outside, so most of his body is hidden by his sweater dress and tights.]
[ Finn has low waffle house standards. He didn't walk in and see someone menacingly flash their blaster, that's a good start. ]
How many choices could there be for one type of food?
[ Finn says before actually looking at the menu and realizing apparently there are a lot of choices to be made here and a full spectrum of waffle. No, wait, sidetrack later. First things first-- ]
[ Finn very nicely closes his menu and puts it down. He closes his eyes and takes a nice, deep breath, in through the nose, out through the mouth.
Taako likes to say and do things for attention, he tells himself as though it will calm him down even slightly. There wasn't a trail of blood on the sidewalk. This Is Probably Fine.
That's a lie it's not. Finn sounds like he is barely being tethered to this mortal coil by willpower alone. ]
I would appreciate it if you could tell me why escaping seemed like a good idea after getting stabbed. Are you actually okay?
[ At last. Something to be relieved about. Finn pretty much never relaxes by nature, but that answer gets him about as close to it as he generally can. Crisis that wasn't really a crisis averted. ]
Okay. Good. [ He would try to brook an argument about saying that sooner, except past a certain point there was no putting this to rest over text for him. Finn is aware of this. ] You'd be doing me a favor if you kept it that way.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but I nearly die like once a month, do you just like... want me to make sure you uh, don't find out? Would that be best?
You don't need to do that. Guess I could say you don't need to nearly die once a month either, but I know that's not how it works.
[ He defected and immediately proceeded to spend the next couple of days nearly dying no matter how hard he tried, so like. He knows that's a moot argument to attempt with any person, ever.
Finn also thinks he's maybe doing a bad job of getting across what he means to say. He tries to get it organized and laid out straight. ]
Look, I don't know you that well. But as far as I've heard, you don't actually spend much time going out of your way to hurt anyone else. And I like people who I know like you.
[ Finn runs with relaxed standards sometimes. Rey and Poe like Taako, and they're his team, and that means a lot on its own. There are probably a lot of people he'd take a blaster bolt for by proxy at this point. ]
[Well.... those are all very valid points. Taako can get that concern-by-extension, it's how he originally started fussing over Jon, because Jon was important to Clark.
While he weighs up a response, Taako waves down a waiter and orders two plates of waffles (pecan/maple/pear and strawberry/cheesecake cream/cookie crumble) and two coffees, since the least he can do is feed Finn.]
Okay, uh sorry for worrying you. I'm pretty used to getting hurt somewhere along the way so it's not really a big issue. Worst case scenario is dying, but Lup would probably fix that, for sure.
[ Finn's fine to let Taako take his time thinking it over. He's said the more important things he needs to say, and the ensure no one is dying goal has been sufficiently met. There's nothing so urgent or frustrating that he can't afford to be patient.
Waffles sound either really good or really questionable, and both of those are equally intimidating just by nature. ]
I'm putting you down as the only person I've ever met who could say something like that about actually dying. Glad you've got a backup plan for the worst case scenario, though.
Oh, well, she's already undead and her boyfriend is too, so....
[Serious feelings over time to torment Finn a little bit, although he's not remotely lying. He just knows this sort of thing tends to strike people as weird.]
[ He puts his elbow on the table and props his chin on his hand. ]
I think I know better than to repeat what happened with the levitating this time. Frankly, I'm not in the market to see what proof of being "undead" looks like.
[ It sounds Bad??? But logically also just kind of like being alive in general, but if it isn't just plain being alive, there are a lot of weird implications here. ]
[Taako makes the facial equivalent of fair point at that remark because yeah, liches are very creepy.]
In their defense, not something I do a lot cause Lup deserves all the shit anyone can give her - [he loves her] - they were more going for like, not dying, rather than intimidating.
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COME PROVE IT
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im hundreds of years old!!!!!
if you're my mom that's real fucking wild
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[ Because you never get involved with anyone tame or sane or normal, dude. ]
Can I just go somewhere to meet you and make sure that you're not bleeding to death if I promise not to pick you up and carry you to the ER unless you're literally bleeding to death? Can we get that over with?
[ And like 2 seconds later almost as an afterthought: ]
PLEASE.
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[But also he just kind of stares at the rest of the messages for like thirty solid seconds before finally adding:]
wait are you actually worried???
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[ my name's finn i take everything seriously and probably give out stun guns for hygge. ]
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He's so confused by this that he actually feels a little bad? So:]
how do you feel about waffles?
that's a real question i lost the people i was out with and im kinda craving waffles if you wanna meet up at a diner
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[And he sends the address to a diner that's reasonably close to the communal housing.
He's going to be there drinking his weight in coffee.]
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Finn's never gone drinking in his life, but the sight of someone chugging coffee like it's going out of style is still innately relatable with the way his life's been going lately. He just sorta. Walks over to hang. The injury-clocking staredown has already begun. ]
Nice place.
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Finn!
[Taako lights up when he sees Finn, smile just a little lopsided in that tipsy sort of way.
He pats the side of the table opposite him, the universal gesture for sit down, then slides a menu that way.]
If you're overwhelmed by waffle choices I can pick something for ya.
[On the surface, there's no obvious injuries, but he's dressed against the colder weather outside, so most of his body is hidden by his sweater dress and tights.]
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How many choices could there be for one type of food?
[ Finn says before actually looking at the menu and realizing apparently there are a lot of choices to be made here and a full spectrum of waffle. No, wait, sidetrack later. First things first-- ]
Why did you go to the ER in the first place?
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I got stabbed.
[ :) ]
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Taako likes to say and do things for attention, he tells himself as though it will calm him down even slightly. There wasn't a trail of blood on the sidewalk. This Is Probably Fine.
That's a lie it's not. Finn sounds like he is barely being tethered to this mortal coil by willpower alone. ]
I would appreciate it if you could tell me why escaping seemed like a good idea after getting stabbed. Are you actually okay?
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Cha boy is totally fine, just uh, don't play darts with a bunch of drunk florists. There was a little mishap, didn't even need stitches.
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Okay. Good. [ He would try to brook an argument about saying that sooner, except past a certain point there was no putting this to rest over text for him. Finn is aware of this. ] You'd be doing me a favor if you kept it that way.
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but I nearly die like once a month, do you just like... want me to make sure you uh, don't find out? Would that be best?
[He's both fragile and stupid. Bad combo.]
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[ He defected and immediately proceeded to spend the next couple of days nearly dying no matter how hard he tried, so like. He knows that's a moot argument to attempt with any person, ever.
Finn also thinks he's maybe doing a bad job of getting across what he means to say. He tries to get it organized and laid out straight. ]
Look, I don't know you that well. But as far as I've heard, you don't actually spend much time going out of your way to hurt anyone else. And I like people who I know like you.
[ Finn runs with relaxed standards sometimes. Rey and Poe like Taako, and they're his team, and that means a lot on its own. There are probably a lot of people he'd take a blaster bolt for by proxy at this point. ]
So if something happens to you, it matters.
[ it's first grade, spongebob. ]
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While he weighs up a response, Taako waves down a waiter and orders two plates of waffles (pecan/maple/pear and strawberry/cheesecake cream/cookie crumble) and two coffees, since the least he can do is feed Finn.]
Okay, uh sorry for worrying you. I'm pretty used to getting hurt somewhere along the way so it's not really a big issue. Worst case scenario is dying, but Lup would probably fix that, for sure.
[She's a lich, after all.]
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Waffles sound either really good or really questionable, and both of those are equally intimidating just by nature. ]
I'm putting you down as the only person I've ever met who could say something like that about actually dying. Glad you've got a backup plan for the worst case scenario, though.
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[Serious feelings over time to torment Finn a little bit, although he's not remotely lying. He just knows this sort of thing tends to strike people as weird.]
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I think I know better than to repeat what happened with the levitating this time. Frankly, I'm not in the market to see what proof of being "undead" looks like.
[ It sounds Bad??? But logically also just kind of like being alive in general, but if it isn't just plain being alive, there are a lot of weird implications here. ]
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[What a thing to get used to.]
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[ What... the actual fuck. Taako, why are your sister and her boyfriend just robes surrounding voids? ]
Not a lot of options for emptiness back home. If someone wants to look intimidating, they make do with a helmet or a holo.
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In their defense, not something I do a lot cause Lup deserves all the shit anyone can give her - [he loves her] - they were more going for like, not dying, rather than intimidating.
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[ OKAY SEE. ]
I hate to admit that makes more sense, but it makes more sense.
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