[ When you're texting and therefore have every chance to think of something wild to answer with, but you don't even bother. It's a gamble. Some people think target practice is hip. ]
I could probably do that. Doesn't hurt to learn in a place like this.
But it's one of those things you'd need official permission to do first.
Maybe. Wait, how old ARE you?
[ There are so many things about firearms training that Finn has never considered in his time here. He's living in a constantly-updating world of "yeah I don't know that seems like an okay thing for kids to know or do" and "are there legal age requirements for that?". ]
Okay when we're talking official permission do you mean from the people with guns or from my caretakers because only one of those has a remote chance of happening.
EIGHTEEN, GOD do I look like that much of a baby???
I mean, I don't know if I'd use the word baby. But young. Yeah.
So you just need permission from the people with guns. To learn to use one. Little bit of paperwork. I'm not comfortable teaching somebody unofficially.
[ He says like his future kids probably won't grow up shooting big rodents for kicks, Luke Skywalker-style. Whatever. That's then. Right now, Finn is discerning. ]
[ Hot off the presses: probably a detailed report on how to sign up for the training and apply for the license or however it works on the DWRP jamjar moon, because I assume it requires a detailed list of some kind and I can't come up with one OOC. ]
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Have you ever had a moment where you just stopped and thought about something and were like, 'that's really bizarre'? EVER?
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I'm still figuring out if this conversation counts or not. It's definitely confusing me.
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[ When you're texting and therefore have every chance to think of something wild to answer with, but you don't even bother. It's a gamble. Some people think target practice is hip. ]
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But the POINT is I'm expanding your mental horizons!
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Okay maybe a little.
You could show me how to shoot things.
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But it's one of those things you'd need official permission to do first.
Maybe. Wait, how old ARE you?
[ There are so many things about firearms training that Finn has never considered in his time here. He's living in a constantly-updating world of "yeah I don't know that seems like an okay thing for kids to know or do" and "are there legal age requirements for that?". ]
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EIGHTEEN, GOD do I look like that much of a baby???
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So you just need permission from the people with guns. To learn to use one. Little bit of paperwork. I'm not comfortable teaching somebody unofficially.
[ He says like his future kids probably won't grow up shooting big rodents for kicks, Luke Skywalker-style. Whatever. That's then. Right now, Finn is discerning. ]
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Or for you to drag me into the hospital with half a foot after that. Both ways.
The shooting range is better than making your own targets anyway. Trust me.
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[ Hot off the presses: probably a detailed report on how to sign up for the training and apply for the license or however it works on the DWRP jamjar moon, because I assume it requires a detailed list of some kind and I can't come up with one OOC. ]
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Okay, so I do [ REDACTED ] and you'll teach me to shoot. Promise?
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