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[realists]

[ february 6 | prior to scampering off on an open ended mission: ]

Can you feed Admiral Raddus while Cassian and I are gone?

[ no, zero context on who admiral raddus is or even where they're going, ur welcome. ]

[bythehand]

[ BLESS. that name almost sounds vaguely familiar but damn if finn can remember exactly why. a ship, maybe? ]

Sure?
Is there a reason Raddus got up to Admiral but still can't manage solo?

[realists]

She has no thumbs.

[bythehand]

Oh. Yeah, I can see where she'd have a problem.

When did you get that thing?

[realists]

A few weeks ago.

[bythehand]

I've met a few of them. Since I got here.

First one was about half my size and trying to keep me from getting it out of a tree. The other ones have been better. Weird to look at, but okay.

[realists]

Their mouths are so small, she barely has any teeth. I don't know how they survive in the wild.

[ tooka cats, with their huge smiles and rows of teeth, they are not. ]

[bythehand]

Especially not the friendly ones. Maybe they scavenge more than they fight.

[realists]

Maybe they're small and cute so people like Cassian will take pity and feed them.

[ THAT'S RIGHT. THIS CAT IS CASSIAN'S DOING. ]

Like babies.

[bythehand]

Not sure that's why babies are small and cute, but I see what you mean.

It's hard to argue that logic when it apparently worked for it.

[ cassian is a softie and one day the truth's gonna get Out. unrelated note: please no one ever hand Finn a baby ever he will physically disintegrate because of how small it is. ]

What's it eat? And when?

[realists]

She eats food from a can when Cassian wakes up and food from a bag when Cassian makes dinner.

[ it's his cat ]

[bythehand]

[ no too late it's both of theirs. it's their cat baby. ]

Okay. I can drop by before you leave, see where you keep everything.

What's taking you out of town? Or is that classified?

[realists]

Perimeter guard mission. We're checking on the state of the wall.

[bythehand]

Right. If it's missing any important parts, don't tell me. I'm more used to disasters coming as surprises. Why ruin my streak this far in?

[realists]

Right, tell you every single detail. Got it.

[bythehand]

Yeah. I'll be waiting for my illegal copy of the field report.

[realists]

Got it.

[ and then they text on that vein for a while like idiots and finn meets the cat and voila, finn can add catsitter to his cv. congratulations and ur welcome, c'est fini. ]