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[bythehand]

[ On one hand, rude. On the other hand, definitely a sign that Poe's probably not dying. Finn rolls his eyes even though he knows for a fact that Poe can't see it. ]

I hope you tell BB-8 and he zaps you.

[ where's bb-8, he needs to go and ask him specifically to do it, only to not know if he gets a yes because he can't speak droid.

who am i kidding, he's not serious. ]

[volitaunt]

Nah, I don't make fun noises when he does it. That's all you.

[ Did BB-8 actually say Finn makes fun noises when zapped? It is a mystery dot jpg. ]

[bythehand]

[ FINN WOULD DEADASS BELIEVE THAT. ]

You make it so easy to see where that droid got his sense of fun.

[volitaunt]

[ No remorse whatsoever. ] We've known each other for a very long time.

[bythehand]

[ That does explain so much about why he zapped Finn for apparent jacket thievery. No joke, that loyalty programming. Least of all when it's been a long time.

Also BB-8 is just difficult in general. Finn's fond of him but like. Jeez. ]

Suddenly a lot makes sense. How'd "I got turned into a bird" go over with him?

[volitaunt]

[ UHHHH. ]

I might not have told him yet.

[bythehand]

[ oh buddo. your best droid friend. what a betrayal. he just assumed the telling actually already happened. ]

Call if you need a rescue. [ bc not everyone has finn's natural chill and grace. ]

[volitaunt]

I'm trying to figure out a way to make it make sense to a droid. 'I turned into a bird' isn't exactly within the normal parameters of either one of our experiences.

[ Sure Poe. ]

[bythehand]

[ SNORT. ]

Wouldn't have guessed. [ BB-8, you're his only hope. Just a tiny, tiny zap. ] It's not exactly within normal parameters across the board.

[volitaunt]

Isn't it great?

[ P....O.....E...... ]

[bythehand]

[ He's learning to embrace different. He's learning to embrace outside of normal parameters. It's not the hardest thing since he always liked it best when his team had their helmets off.

But hell nah dude he's not embracing this. ]

Sure, Poe.