[ finn thinks about smooching poe right on the nose exclusively to be a shit about it, and then he's like nah, and he aims a quick one for the mouth instead. ]
Not much of a challenge when I win either way.
[ he gets jerked off and he gets to wash poe's hair for him. at the same time. even if he loses the race part of this, there's no downside. it has appeal to his competitive side and to the d. a perfect union. ]
You're on. [ he gets the shampoo INTO THIS PARTY. ]
[ mouth kissing is CHEATING because it's a distraction, but he'll allow it. (like he would ever not kiss finn. what kind of grimdark alternate universe??.) ]
Yeah, we'll see about that.
[ i like how they're both like THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND NOT STUPID AT ALL EVERYONE WINS. that's true love.
in handjob news: poe switches from just kind of leisurely caressing the d to grabbing hard. because, as established, poe doesn't do anything in half-measures. using logic (citation needed), he decides that the kind of hand job finn gave him is possibly the type of hand job he enjoys? but he's trying to balance the their dumb idea of edging with the idea of I WANT TO WIN and also "getting my hair washed feels nice." it's anyone's game, cotton. ]
[ how can something that ends in a handjob possibly be stupid, finn decides, not at all considering the likelihood of getting distracted and shampooing poe's eyes. it be like that sometimes. sometimes that true love compatibility is being stupid forever just like the adventure time gif.
he does enjoy it, though. it's already the best handjob he's ever gotten, which is technically easy when it's also the first one he's ever gotten.
finn is learning valuable multitasking skills right now is all. he's learning that he's really bad at it in this specific scenario, mostly. some science rules state that he's gonna hold out a little longer than he did for the bj, and their Unique Version of edging agrees. but what good is the extra time if he spends it starting and stopping and occasionally death-gripping poe by the hair. that is the question. will he rally instead of giving up and fucking a fist, 2k18.
i rolled a d20 and it landed on 6 so i mean. if we do dueling d20s for this vital quenchquest scoreboard the odds are poe's favor. ]
[ poe and finn are the embodiment of the adventure time gif. rey is with them as lady rainicorn.
poe rolled an 8, so, you know. he successfully gives finn a handjob but he was very Distracted along the way. maybe soap got in his eyes, maybe he's distracted by getting hard himself over this whole situation, maybe it's maybelline. he almost didn't commit and gave up but the timing was just right. what an emotionally charged shower.
you know what's really good though? the cherry on top of this metaphorical ice cream sundae? when finn comes, poe's just gonna grin one of his stupid grins and say ]
I win.
[ while using his unoccupied hand to push wet hair away from his face so shampoo doesn't get in his dumb eyes. ]
[ tortured by thirst no more. they could make a lifetime movie out of this. ]
I could've guessed you're a bad winner.
[ does finn realistically know any good winners? nah. there's no salt to it anyway. he needs his salt reserves for keeping his legs steady like any champion. have a second orgasm like 15 minutes after the last one, he told himself, it's gonna be great.
and it was great. he was right. win-win situation for anyone getting a handjob in the shower. it's just that now he has to stand up like an adult and there was too much shampoo runoff to drop his forehead onto some part of poe and concede. true sacrifices are made in shower sex. this is intense stuff.
he takes a sec to do some additional self-orienting. more than a sec. a few seconds. relaxing out of the death grip and all that. ]
Come on. Get your hair finished.
[ So I Can Sit Down Somewhere Sooner.
look he made a commitment and he's gonna stick to it before things get any raunchier in here. getting to get poe off again has broad appeal, but soap in the eyes would legit ruin a mood. plus it's finn we're talking about, finn is a dumb sap looking for that good personal space basking content. two birds, one stone, and fine motor skills that are way less polished than they were two minutes ago probably. ]
[ poe relents with the knowledge that ... yeah he needs to stop and finish getting his hair washed. he was being stupid, he won at his own stupidity. now he can help with his own hands at rinsing the shampoo out. and also — ]
What about you? I can wash your hair, too.
[ it's not fair that finn's hair gets skipped over just because it isn't its own sentient being. he takes his own hand and sort of ruffles it with his hand. like "here you go, have my sloppy seconds shampoo."
the favor (the handjob favor anyway) being returned can wait. like, objectively, shower sex is better in theory than practice. there's too much water, too much slip hazard. too much possibility of soap and water getting in your eye. if they can get through this, they can get to laundry room sex. which sounds a lot safer and comes with sitting on top of machines while they rumble. ]
[ finn looks at him like that sloppy seconds shampoo is the most affronting, confusing thing ever suggested by mankind. like for half a second he doesn't realize poe is being a lil shit with that shampoo move.
there's a confused troy barnes inside of everyone, letting their faces be drama queens. fight or flight soap reflexes. i feel like i had more valid things to say in these brackets but i fell into tumblr for 4 hours and now it's 3am. finn proceeds to assume poe wants to be 2 and 0 in the hairwashing vs handjob olympics. ]
I'm happy to jerk you off without bringing more shampoo into this. Just gonna shower tomorrow anyway. [ the shampooening round two is risky business. probably. like, finn would straight-up have offered to give a bj the old college try but he's 40% sure he'd accidentally drown for the d and there's a point where you gotta choose life. ]
[ i can't believe you made sense out of anything i wrote in that tag so congrats to you my friend. he'll keep his hands to himself as he continues through his hair rinsing journey. ]
Am I invited? [ just fuckin yeets for it. ] I won't distract you next time. ... Not on purpose.
[ i have a very specific set of skills dot wav. finn thinks poe's hair is looking acceptably suds-free, or at least close enough that two sets of hands are probably only gonna get in the way, so he goes ahead and removes himself from that equation. all the better to appreciate the Fine Art. because this is in fact some fine art.
he also scoffs. ]
I'm sure you'll distract me. [ freedom through truth fam. ] But you can still show up. I think I'll live.
[ 'oh no a really hot nice person who thinks i'm a hot nice person wants to shower with me i hate it'. words finn is never in his life to utter. ]
Want me to get you off before we leave?
[ either way, he's down. he wants to make sure he's got it on the table in more than a hypothetical sense. ]
[ poe's one braincell: almost says "you can show up in my shower too ;)" the ghost of one of poe's dead braincells probably: if you're in his shower ... it's the same damn shower dumbass.
that was a close call in escaping another "you're alive" "you too" situation. he really is trying his best out here. ]
Good.
[ smooth. more smooth than "good because i'd like to show up in your showers for the rest of my life." moving right on down the line with those greatest hits.
also: "no that's ok love of my life please don't touch my dick again today." words that will never leave poe's mouth. he says as much.]
[ i'm crying i love him. he tries so hard, and gets so far, and avoids proposing through the medium of joint showering like a relatively reasonable person might avoid doing.
finn visibly perks up a little for getting the go-ahead. sometimes life is simple and his ambitions are also simple. plus, also, he just likes the prospect of doing a thing that poe can enjoy. it's been like what. 2 hours or less. finn is definitely still on that feeling lucky kick, and 100% not ready to sit down and feel insecure about the multiple finns matter.
it'll be a long-ass time before he ever actually tries to think about that, if ever. right now a beautiful wet man is gonna get a trip to boner town and back. ]
I was kind of hoping you wouldn't say no.
[ horny on main is so much more than a simple boner. it's a spirit. like florida man. as basically a student in the school of poe dameron methodology, he kind of leans into the "if he did it this way does that mean that's how he likes it" school of thought.
a really firm grip and a faster pace are the name of the game on that front. what's the point of being a fast learner if he doesn't try to fine-tune his handjobs from the get-go, honestly. it's a process. if poe doesn't seem like he's into it then he will keep fine-tuning. it's a sexy science facility. ]
[ is this a little bit too much too fast? maybe, but that's the entire spirit of quenchquest. getting as much one-on-one time as humanly possible for as long as humanly possible. that's the name of the game. ]
I'd never say no.
[ sort of romantic but also very true. finn could do the 3 am booty call and poe would roll out of his bed like a fireman hearing the alarm.
he doesn't not like these fine-tuned corrections. getting hard doesn't take long. maintaining the spirit doesn't take long. he grips back onto one of the shower bars like it will help him. he doesn't have a distraction like hair now. his attention is like 5% of his attention being spent on the shower and waterflow and the other 95% like i can't believe finn is giving me a handjob and i'm having such a good time. ]
[ the cure for bad handjob experiences in the past is to provide two back-to-back good handjob experiences. it's science. finn doesn't miss the possible outright romantic implications of that answer by a country mile tbh. and he doesn't mind it as long as he doesn't put too much active thinking into it.
day one is not the ideal day to put a lot of thought into it anyway. he'd rather be paying attention to the here and now. to the handjob. and the things that poe's face does. poe has such a good face. man, he could have just like kept pretending to be driftwood on the beach and never mentioned anything and here finn would be. not getting laid. not jerking off the bae. what kind of a life is that.
but yeah finn finds the strength of the will of fire to give this handjob 110%. because he does want it to be good, and he doesn't believe in slacking off. we stan one over the top work ethic in star wars. ]
[ the driftwood on the beach life was a stupid life, poe can see that clearly now. at least like, mentally, since right now his eyes are closed and he's not seeing anything.
all of finn's 110% efforts are not for naught. where the first handjob was exploratory and getting a handle on the whole thing, he can tell finn has really come into his own stylistically now. the important signs that poe is having a good time are in place for finn's observational notebook: he's slightly flushed, short of breath. eyes closed. he can feel his muscles coiling up in anticipation. ]
[ he very intently weighs the pros and cons of possibly saying words right now, but you know what. he hasn't seen enough alien porn to feel comfortable trying that out yet. he's barely confident in human conversations and he doesn't wanna make this take a turn for the weird.
so finn just tries to keep his game on point. swipe his thumb over the head. enjoy getting to be crowded in close and not having to worry about getting soap in his eyes. let his free hand settle on poe's hip, with less bruising kung-fu action than the poe model has installed. take full advantage of the opportunity to keep those observational deets in his mental notebook, because intent watching is always on his checklist.
it doesn't exactly hurt to get that sort of "i'm the reason he looks like this" swell of pride, either. finn's a simple soul. watching poe get off is hot and he'll stand by that, and he likes a good sense of accomplishment and he'll stand by that. take everything seriously and commit, a bold new lifestyle choice. ]
[ poe is really skilled at being quiet for exactly these situations. many quickies in showers/bathrooms/barracks that are unoccupied for now but for how long. now he has to build all those word skills from a level of "you're doing great sweetie." but it's fine. everything is fine and good. better, even.
his grip on the shower bar tightens; his mouth opens on a gasp and sort of stays that way. he gets suspended in the feeling of good things happening right now and kind of wants to chase it ... but then his body is like nope we're done. max enjoyment capacity has been reached. he opens his eyes to gasp another much louder gasp as he comes and gets jiz everywhere. the nice part is that it doesn't matter because they're in the shower. he truly thought ahead. ]
Finn — [ he's trying with the words now, look at him ] That was — you're really good at that.
[ god. the praise kink really will never go thirsty with poe existing anywhere nearby, ever. and you know what, for any of the non-ideal aspects of banging in the shower, the easy cleanup does have some broad appeal.
the look finn gives him is one part road work ahead, several parts adding the compliment to his secret mental zelda treasure chest of compliments from great people he would die for. he looks proud of himself. this is truly green lights across the board. ]
Pretty sure that's the idea. [ he doesn't wanna be like "i think you also just really like me and that helps as long as i don't screw something up majorly or make it weird". he probably thinks it though. finn gives his hands a little cursory rinse. this is maybe the chillest day he's ever had in his life already? what's up with that. ] Never liked feeling like I'm slacking off.
[ sometimes you gotta grind and up your stats or something ig. he doesn't like to be bad at things, ergo. ]
[ you know what, he can't even be mad at the road work ahead look. he can't. he just doesn't have that level of criticism anywhere in his entire body. finn can do no wrong. he rests his arms over finn's shoulders, because they're a better warmer nicer source of support than the shower bar. ]
Yeah, yeah, you're not. [ he goes in for a quick kiss on the mouth. mwah. ]
C'mon, let's finish up here. Then we can do laundry.
[ he's says ~we can do laundry~ like it's the most exciting thing so you know full-well what his stupid ass means. the time it takes to finish showering and go to the laundry room will definitely give him enough time to be ready for More. quenchquest will never end. ]
[ smooch: acquired. finn is easy. he's been on the kissing market for like an hour and he loves it. it's nice to have nice things happen. ]
We'd probably already be doing laundry if you were worse at distracting me.
[ so take that, u dumb seductive bastard. says the one who got distracted and leaned right on into it, happily.
finn is gonna follow that kiss up with a kiss and then kinda work his way to turning the shower off. since he guesses they shouldn't leave it running forever. bc he's on board with this. yeeting through the rest of this shower. taking quenchquest on the road again, getting the band back together. probably getting some cosmo tips on giving blowjobs while poe sits on a dryer later? that sounds to him like a good and solid plan. ]
[ oh, no more shower. that's fine. they're probably clean now? they're cleaner than they were before, if nothing else. poe is apparently going to be joining finn for future showers, that's a thing he remembers happening a few seconds ago. in between everything else.
anyway they probably boned like fifty more times in exciting and different facility locales. (i.e. like the laundry room. maybe they went to finn's room. maybe they went to the roof???) finn took a snack break in the middle to talk to rey at some point. and then they got back down to business. it was an eventful both emotionally and sexually fulfilling day for everyone. ]
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Not much of a challenge when I win either way.
[ he gets jerked off and he gets to wash poe's hair for him. at the same time. even if he loses the race part of this, there's no downside. it has appeal to his competitive side and to the d. a perfect union. ]
You're on. [ he gets the shampoo INTO THIS PARTY. ]
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
[ i like how they're both like THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND NOT STUPID AT ALL EVERYONE WINS. that's true love.
in handjob news: poe switches from just kind of leisurely caressing the d to grabbing hard. because, as established, poe doesn't do anything in half-measures. using logic (citation needed), he decides that the kind of hand job finn gave him is possibly the type of hand job he enjoys? but he's trying to balance the
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he does enjoy it, though. it's already the best handjob he's ever gotten, which is technically easy when it's also the first one he's ever gotten.
finn is learning valuable multitasking skills right now is all. he's learning that he's really bad at it in this specific scenario, mostly. some science rules state that he's gonna hold out a little longer than he did for the bj, and their Unique Version of edging agrees. but what good is the extra time if he spends it starting and stopping and occasionally death-gripping poe by the hair. that is the question. will he rally instead of giving up and fucking a fist, 2k18.
i rolled a d20 and it landed on 6 so i mean. if we do dueling d20s for this vital quenchquest scoreboard the odds are poe's favor. ]
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poe rolled an 8, so, you know. he successfully gives finn a handjob but he was very Distracted along the way. maybe soap got in his eyes, maybe he's distracted by getting hard himself over this whole situation, maybe it's maybelline. he almost didn't commit and gave up but the timing was just right. what an emotionally charged shower.
you know what's really good though? the cherry on top of this metaphorical ice cream sundae? when finn comes, poe's just gonna grin one of his stupid grins and say ]
I win.
[ while using his unoccupied hand to push wet hair away from his face so shampoo doesn't get in his dumb eyes. ]
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I could've guessed you're a bad winner.
[ does finn realistically know any good winners? nah. there's no salt to it anyway. he needs his salt reserves for keeping his legs steady like any champion. have a second orgasm like 15 minutes after the last one, he told himself, it's gonna be great.
and it was great. he was right. win-win situation for anyone getting a handjob in the shower. it's just that now he has to stand up like an adult and there was too much shampoo runoff to drop his forehead onto some part of poe and concede. true sacrifices are made in shower sex. this is intense stuff.
he takes a sec to do some additional self-orienting. more than a sec. a few seconds. relaxing out of the death grip and all that. ]
Come on. Get your hair finished.
[ So I Can Sit Down Somewhere Sooner.
look he made a commitment and he's gonna stick to it before things get any raunchier in here. getting to get poe off again has broad appeal, but soap in the eyes would legit ruin a mood. plus it's finn we're talking about, finn is a dumb sap looking for that good personal space basking content. two birds, one stone, and fine motor skills that are way less polished than they were two minutes ago probably. ]
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What about you? I can wash your hair, too.
[ it's not fair that finn's hair gets skipped over just because it isn't its own sentient being. he takes his own hand and sort of ruffles it with his hand. like "here you go, have my sloppy seconds shampoo."
the favor (the handjob favor anyway) being returned can wait. like, objectively, shower sex is better in theory than practice. there's too much water, too much slip hazard. too much possibility of soap and water getting in your eye. if they can get through this, they can get to laundry room sex. which sounds a lot safer and comes with sitting on top of machines while they rumble. ]
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there's a confused troy barnes inside of everyone, letting their faces be drama queens. fight or flight soap reflexes. i feel like i had more valid things to say in these brackets but i fell into tumblr for 4 hours and now it's 3am. finn proceeds to assume poe wants to be 2 and 0 in the hairwashing vs handjob olympics. ]
I'm happy to jerk you off without bringing more shampoo into this. Just gonna shower tomorrow anyway. [ the shampooening round two is risky business. probably. like, finn would straight-up have offered to give a bj the old college try but he's 40% sure he'd accidentally drown for the d and there's a point where you gotta choose life. ]
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Am I invited? [ just fuckin yeets for it. ] I won't distract you next time. ... Not on purpose.
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he also scoffs. ]
I'm sure you'll distract me. [ freedom through truth fam. ] But you can still show up. I think I'll live.
[ 'oh no a really hot nice person who thinks i'm a hot nice person wants to shower with me i hate it'. words finn is never in his life to utter. ]
Want me to get you off before we leave?
[ either way, he's down. he wants to make sure he's got it on the table in more than a hypothetical sense. ]
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the ghost of one of poe's dead braincells probably: if you're in his shower ... it's the same damn shower dumbass.
that was a close call in escaping another "you're alive" "you too" situation. he really is trying his best out here. ]
Good.
[ smooth. more smooth than "good because i'd like to show up in your showers for the rest of my life." moving right on down the line with those greatest hits.
also: "no that's ok love of my life please don't touch my dick again today." words that will never leave poe's mouth. he says as much.]
Well, I'm not gonna say no...
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finn visibly perks up a little for getting the go-ahead. sometimes life is simple and his ambitions are also simple. plus, also, he just likes the prospect of doing a thing that poe can enjoy. it's been like what. 2 hours or less. finn is definitely still on that feeling lucky kick, and 100% not ready to sit down and feel insecure about the multiple finns matter.
it'll be a long-ass time before he ever actually tries to think about that, if ever. right now a beautiful wet man is gonna get a trip to boner town and back. ]
I was kind of hoping you wouldn't say no.
[ horny on main is so much more than a simple boner. it's a spirit. like florida man. as basically a student in the school of poe dameron methodology, he kind of leans into the "if he did it this way does that mean that's how he likes it" school of thought.
a really firm grip and a faster pace are the name of the game on that front. what's the point of being a fast learner if he doesn't try to fine-tune his handjobs from the get-go, honestly. it's a process. if poe doesn't seem like he's into it then he will keep fine-tuning. it's a sexy science facility. ]
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I'd never say no.
[ sort of romantic but also very true. finn could do the 3 am booty call and poe would roll out of his bed like a fireman hearing the alarm.
he doesn't not like these fine-tuned corrections. getting hard doesn't take long. maintaining the spirit doesn't take long. he grips back onto one of the shower bars like it will help him. he doesn't have a distraction like hair now. his attention is like 5% of his attention being spent on the shower and waterflow and the other 95% like i can't believe finn is giving me a handjob and i'm having such a good time. ]
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day one is not the ideal day to put a lot of thought into it anyway. he'd rather be paying attention to the here and now. to the handjob. and the things that poe's face does. poe has such a good face. man, he could have just like kept pretending to be driftwood on the beach and never mentioned anything and here finn would be. not getting laid. not jerking off the bae. what kind of a life is that.
but yeah finn finds the strength of the will of fire to give this handjob 110%. because he does want it to be good, and he doesn't believe in slacking off. we stan one over the top work ethic in star wars. ]
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all of finn's 110% efforts are not for naught. where the first handjob was exploratory and getting a handle on the whole thing, he can tell finn has really come into his own stylistically now. the important signs that poe is having a good time are in place for finn's observational notebook: he's slightly flushed, short of breath. eyes closed. he can feel his muscles coiling up in anticipation. ]
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so finn just tries to keep his game on point. swipe his thumb over the head. enjoy getting to be crowded in close and not having to worry about getting soap in his eyes. let his free hand settle on poe's hip, with less bruising kung-fu action than the poe model has installed. take full advantage of the opportunity to keep those observational deets in his mental notebook, because intent watching is always on his checklist.
it doesn't exactly hurt to get that sort of "i'm the reason he looks like this" swell of pride, either. finn's a simple soul. watching poe get off is hot and he'll stand by that, and he likes a good sense of accomplishment and he'll stand by that. take everything seriously and commit, a bold new lifestyle choice. ]
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his grip on the shower bar tightens; his mouth opens on a gasp and sort of stays that way. he gets suspended in the feeling of good things happening right now and kind of wants to chase it ... but then his body is like nope we're done. max enjoyment capacity has been reached. he opens his eyes to gasp another much louder gasp as he comes and gets jiz everywhere. the nice part is that it doesn't matter because they're in the shower. he truly thought ahead. ]
Finn — [ he's trying with the words now, look at him ] That was — you're really good at that.
[ the healing power of handjobs tbh. ]
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the look finn gives him is one part road work ahead, several parts adding the compliment to his secret mental zelda treasure chest of compliments from great people he would die for. he looks proud of himself. this is truly green lights across the board. ]
Pretty sure that's the idea. [ he doesn't wanna be like "i think you also just really like me and that helps as long as i don't screw something up majorly or make it weird". he probably thinks it though. finn gives his hands a little cursory rinse. this is maybe the chillest day he's ever had in his life already? what's up with that. ] Never liked feeling like I'm slacking off.
[ sometimes you gotta grind and up your stats or something ig. he doesn't like to be bad at things, ergo. ]
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Yeah, yeah, you're not. [ he goes in for a quick kiss on the mouth. mwah. ]
C'mon, let's finish up here. Then we can do laundry.
[ he's says ~we can do laundry~ like it's the most exciting thing so you know full-well what his stupid ass means. the time it takes to finish showering and go to the laundry room will definitely give him enough time to be ready for More. quenchquest will never end. ]
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We'd probably already be doing laundry if you were worse at distracting me.
[ so take that, u dumb seductive bastard. says the one who got distracted and leaned right on into it, happily.
finn is gonna follow that kiss up with a kiss and then kinda work his way to turning the shower off. since he guesses they shouldn't leave it running forever. bc he's on board with this. yeeting through the rest of this shower. taking quenchquest on the road again, getting the band back together. probably getting some cosmo tips on giving blowjobs while poe sits on a dryer later? that sounds to him like a good and solid plan. ]
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anyway they probably boned like fifty more times in exciting and different facility locales. (i.e. like the laundry room. maybe they went to finn's room. maybe they went to the roof???) finn took a snack break in the middle to talk to rey at some point. and then they got back down to business. it was an eventful both emotionally and sexually fulfilling day for everyone. ]