[ It matters so much but there's no one to ask for the real deets. Alas. For lack of any possible better response at the ready: ]
Congratulations! Good job getting turned into a bird. [ ???????? It's like Poe is speaking another language. Why is life an ongoing string of things that might as well be happening, why not. It's great that he had fun? ] I'm a little more concerned with the why and how.
Right, so--Taako. He's a wizard, great guy. He threatened to turn me into a dog while he was making candy, it was a joke, it's fine. But then he said he could do a bird instead, and... He meant it. So I thought it over, I asked him if he still would, he said yes--
[ Poe snaps his fingers. ] And there I was. Wings and everything.
[ On one hand, rude. On the other hand, definitely a sign that Poe's probably not dying. Finn rolls his eyes even though he knows for a fact that Poe can't see it. ]
I hope you tell BB-8 and he zaps you.
[ where's bb-8, he needs to go and ask him specifically to do it, only to not know if he gets a yes because he can't speak droid.
[ That does explain so much about why he zapped Finn for apparent jacket thievery. No joke, that loyalty programming. Least of all when it's been a long time.
Also BB-8 is just difficult in general. Finn's fond of him but like. Jeez. ]
Suddenly a lot makes sense. How'd "I got turned into a bird" go over with him?
I'm trying to figure out a way to make it make sense to a droid. 'I turned into a bird' isn't exactly within the normal parameters of either one of our experiences.
[ He's learning to embrace different. He's learning to embrace outside of normal parameters. It's not the hardest thing since he always liked it best when his team had their helmets off.
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You're space crazy, alright.
[ He supports you, Poe. You're a good friend and he supports your happiness, and this is such a weird thing to even pretend he's addressing. ]
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He almost wishes he was sitting across from Poe right now so that he could stare him down over this. ]
I don't know what I expected you to say to that, Poe, but I don't think it was what I got.
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[ ABSOLUTELY NO RECORDINGS OF WHAT HE SAID OVER THE COMMS EXIST BECAUSE HE DESTROYED THEM ALL. ] The point is I'm not space crazy now, I was a bird!
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Congratulations! Good job getting turned into a bird. [ ???????? It's like Poe is speaking another language. Why is life an ongoing string of things that might as well be happening, why not. It's great that he had fun? ] I'm a little more concerned with the why and how.
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[ Poe snaps his fingers. ] And there I was. Wings and everything.
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this moon's on its bullshit again ]
Can I be honest with you?
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I'm not sure there's a point where I walk out of this conversation less confused.
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I hope you tell BB-8 and he zaps you.
[ where's bb-8, he needs to go and ask him specifically to do it, only to not know if he gets a yes because he can't speak droid.
who am i kidding, he's not serious. ]
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[ Did BB-8 actually say Finn makes fun noises when zapped? It is a mystery dot jpg. ]
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You make it so easy to see where that droid got his sense of fun.
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Also BB-8 is just difficult in general. Finn's fond of him but like. Jeez. ]
Suddenly a lot makes sense. How'd "I got turned into a bird" go over with him?
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I might not have told him yet.
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Call if you need a rescue. [ bc not everyone has finn's natural chill and grace. ]
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[ Sure Poe. ]
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Wouldn't have guessed. [ BB-8, you're his only hope. Just a tiny, tiny zap. ] It's not exactly within normal parameters across the board.
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[ P....O.....E...... ]
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But hell nah dude he's not embracing this. ]
Sure, Poe.