[ now this is enterprising. the facility is doing the lord's work by planning for people to be banging in shower stalls all the time, because it's saving them from being naked and concussed, aka concurred.
even more and better enterprising: this positioning. finn can contribute some leg muscle power to keeping that going. it's leg day now. he'll let it be leg day for the extended naked and pressed against each other experience, which is like the galaxy dude level of contact. there's knowing you're gonna be naked and showering together and probably banging it out and then there's the part where you're making out against the stall wall to bring everything into sharp reality.
finn is thriving. all the thirsts are being watered. this is the good shit.
he's going in for some good, forceful makeout action up to the point where he has to be like "hm idk i guess we have lungs". if he had his way oxygen and the art of not accidentally drowning in the shower would be non-issues. maybe someday. they're not paying the water bill at least, so yeet now, remember the showering part of showering in a bit is the big mood. ]
[there weren't any real thoughts or motives behind that smooth move, he was just like "i want to grab the leggy."
maybe he goes a little too hard with the forceful makeout session. sometimes u accidentally learn things about your boyfriend fwb through experience, and finn is about to learn that poe likes it rough. he presses into his mouth a little too hard, bites at his lip a little too hard, digs his nails in a little too hard. he sucks hard enough against the curve of finn's neck to leave a hickey -- not with the explicit intent, but just because he got a little too into it. (and maybe a little explicit intent.)
after a little bit of this, probably at the point where they remember air is real, he pulls away with a little bit of a breathless laugh. ]
[ this is vital preferences info to absorb. finn kinda got that vibe with the hip-grabbing thing earlier, but he didn't wanna assume anything. he was just like idk maybe he's really into it or it's been a while. this makes a lot of sense for poe though. 0-100 intensity, wanting to leave a mark. (finn's brain is way too busy to think about his hickey prospects, shoutout to the full metaphorical and literal leaving-a-mark experience.)
and that's good to have for the ol' vault. this is good. he can work with this. the makeout session just told him that his whole 2 idle thoughts of biting poe he's had in the past half hour of living would probably be considered above-board and very welcomed, in fact, and he's hanging onto those Realizations for the rest of quenchquest. coming soon to a shower near you. ]
Yeah.
[ that was an auto-response. he's still thinking about the makeout. what if he makes out with almost everyone in the facility just for the makeout fix, sex or no sex. it's super nice.
honestly it's like 3 full seconds of dead air over here, thoughtwise, before his brain gets through the queue to registering that poe actually asked a real question. like yeah that's nice bae it turns out you do look great wet and naked now that im getting a good look, did you want something. ]
-- right. Yeah. Hang on. I grabbed it on the way in.
[ he'll trade poe two semi-distracted Good Man pats on the shoulder for getting the leggy back. he needs it to go get the stuff that's half the reason they went to the showers in the first place. plus, you know. poe earned some Good Man pats. he put that work in. ]
[ okay fine, he gets the message and sets the leggy free. these are the sacrifices we have to make.
he'll just be hanging out here. these whole devastatingly rough couple seconds, all alone with the nice warm water streaming over them. how will he live. oh wait, he has eyeballs and can watch finn get the bath supplies. that's how he can live. god, finn is beautiful. look at that. he's still not over it. he's spent like half the morning staring at finn and he could do it for the rest of the day if not forever. ]
Look at you, planning ahead. That's smart.
[ poe only has one brain cell and he has to timeshare it with rey. finn has at least like three of his own private personal braincells, which is amazing. his one braincell is like "oh shit i can't wait for us to rub soap on each other in a sexy way." that's the entire thought as he leans back against the shower wall a little bit and continues using his eyes. ]
he's pretty sure that words like these are how poe flirts. it's nice that poe has his own style. it's also nice that poe thinks he's smart for remembering soap and shampoo. like, he's starting to think that poe does legit just think he's great?? bc you know, the whole part of the conversation earlier where poe was like "yeah i mean i'm not NOT literally in love with you" apparently wasn't the real proof idk. ]
I get that a lot. [ he gets that never. he's dumb. but it sounded like a cool thing to say.
luckily they both survive their tragic couple of seconds. finn by being lucky enough to have something to do with his hands and poe by checking out finn's ass. finn very lovingly and tenderly plonks a bar of soap into poe's hand. one of his three braincells is personally dedicated to thinking about how good poe is at making out. i can't believe he'll carry the curse of being horny on main through his whole zhautas run. ]
[ poe's flirting style (at least, for finn) is piling on endless not really necessary compliments about basic things. finn's praise kink will never go hungry and that's the truth.
as he's staring and checking finn out, his eyes take a moment to register the scar on his back like "oh yeah. that's a thing that happened. remember the time your not-boyfriend got ripped in half and almost died?? ? ?" it takes him out of things for a second. he hasn't spent much time looking at it, i.e. grappling with the reality of a thing that happened and going "ah yes that's why kylo ren is garbage, having nice hair and kind of saving my life once doesn't count."
and now there's soap in his hand. wow. soap. good distraction. time to put this bad boy to use. running down the curves of finn's body with soap is a great excuse to just get his hands all over him in general. ]
It's not like showers in the barracks, right? [ he laughs at his own dumb self. finn never has to know about the time he felt a thing. ]
[ poe feels a thing and takes the first opportunity to not think about it anymore: living the star wars lifestyle. he absolutely has effective finn flirting down though. maybe all the stormpilot fics where poe is super smooth all the time and smells like christmas spice cookies are from finn's heavily biased POV.
poe is like "you're a good handsome person" and finn is here like oh h my god. ]
Not like they're hard to beat. [ in order to really play it cool you have to actually be able to sound like this isn't nice. that's a life hack for the future, finn.
he helpfully pushes poe's wet hair back off of his forehead at the nearest opportunity. ]
I get to do you too, right?
[ like poe's gonna say no thanks??? i'm fucking off to a different stall now??? come to zhautas for the kinky, raunchy nsfw action, like carefully washing the sort-of bae who is one of the top best and most important people in your entire life. the gentleness novelty Never Wears Off 2k18. ]
[ that sounds right. he's put a lot of skill points into charming finn, so that even when he rolls at 4 cha it still ends up being a 20. he has a very limited amount of game and it's all on reserve for finn.
when finn asks, he presses the soap into his hand. your turn fam. definitely no escaping from this shower stall today. or, well, at least for the duration of this shower. he presses a kiss against his lips, too. ]
I'd love for you to do me.
[ you see what he did there. he knows what he did there, judging by how he pulls back just enough to grin. ]
[ love comes in all forms. even pruny shower form. what will finn do trapped in the stall with a man played by oscar isaac. man. the suffering.
he's not vindictive enough to get soap in poe's eyes over this. he still sees that grin and raises it a ಠ_ಠ before he gets to work on the Doing they're talking about. a good old fashioned soap-down. ]
Good. Too late to say otherwise.
[ being around poe is always easy. it's nice to get to do it when there's like. actual time and neither of them is about to almost die. he's gonna just have a good time with someone he thinks is great and leave the rest for another day. poe being poe yeeted any worst-case scenario agonizing and overthinking and worrying about making things weird right out of the atmosphere. finn can be overdramatic at 3am like god intended.
this is some no holds barred, careful, dare i say reverent poe-washing. full throttle gay. finn is at least partly legit honored to get to do some indulgent sexy washing. and it sure doesn't hurt to get to get real hands-on in the process. i can't believe the butt touch is unlocked. ]
[ poe exists on the same wavelength. everything is easy with finn. even when he says or does something stupid (which is frequently), he never actually feels like he biffed it that hard. finn is like falling off a cliff but there's five million pillows at the bottom. he can be the most himself (i.e.: the most stupid) and it never really comes back to get him.
anyway finn provides a great washing experience, 10/10 would be rubbed with a bar of soap again. would have his ass grabbed again. it's amazing that finn gets all that done while poe has to restrain himself from putting his hands all over finn and being a Distraction. he kind of settles for placing his hands on finn's shoulders for the duration of it, as movement allows. that way he can multitask touching and becoming clean. revolutionary.
there's a whole other step to showering and it involves hair, but watch poe forget as one hand
slowly
makes its way
down
to grab the d. one good hand job deserves another, right? it's been like ten minutes, right? this all seems mentally sound to poe dameron, owner of one braincell. ]
[ poe existing is already a distraction. the very non-subtle voyage back to dick station is an even more distracting distraction. he sucks in a sharp breath, aka now one of finn's 3 braincells gets distracted running the refractory equivalent of pinging an IP address. it's like, well what do you think guys do you think we're good??
and for the most part the answers getting back to him are basically 🍆 in spirit? very sensitive and aware of all sensations eggplants. but like, the theoretical 🍆💦💦 still has that broad thirst appeal. the jury's out for a minute while he figures out if all engines are back online. ]
Wasn't half the point of the shower to finish the actual shower? [ he did it. mouth words. he covered a whole base. thinking is hard and the eggplant emojis are starting to stack up. ]
[ BUSTED. busted as being a fool who can't keep track of one thought to the next. it is a well-established fact that linear thinking (shower -> more sex after shower) can't be maintained if you're horny on main.
he raises his eyebrows. this is a Test. ]
Do you wanna wait? It's not like we'll make a mess in the shower.
[ it's not like he takes his hands off while asking and forcing finn to think thoughts. in fact, he's just gonna rub slowly. a free sample of the wares he's trying to sell. ]
[ poe is a cheater at the game of shower sex and finn's lawyer will hear about this. that's a joke. if finn had an actual problem rn he'd literally just slap poe on the wrist. wet slaps hurt way more than dry slaps. it would be a flawless plan.
he makes a hmm sound though. if he sounds like he's thinking harder than he is, no dick-process pun intended, maybe some real detailed consideration will get to happening. get the pilot light back on. mostly what he accomplishes is biting his lip. free samples are hell. sexy hell. ]
I think you'll have the most to complain about if we're not up for washing our hair after. [ finn says like he's not super casually taking the best poe-touching opportunities currently available to him. ] And if you end up complaining, I'm just gonna say I warned you.
[ real facts. locally sourced. organically grown. poe's the one with the fancier hair more likely to suffer. and like. yeah tbh finn could throw that hair under the bus for getting busy in the shower but he's gotta get that disclaimer out there. it only seems right to earn that potential salty "i told you so". god poe has good hair. and hands. and everythings.
is "look i will lord my rightness over you if we don't feel like shampooing and you complain that your hair's dirty when we're banging in the laundry room later" foreplay? imagine that in the pigeon butterfly meme format. it's almost 1 am and i don't have the creative energy to make that meme. ]
[ he grins one of his trademark stupid grins. i was going to say something like "he would notice how much his face hurt from grinning if his jaw wasn't sore" but that bj only took like five seconds honestly so it would be a lie. he's aware his face hurts a little at least though. ]
Why don't you try to wash my hair while I jerk you off? It'll be like a challenge.
[ like a race??? to see who can win first?? that's where he's going. he's competitive, i don't know what anyone could have expected. also, he has a head start (badumtish) so it's kind of unfair. he's still taking it slow while finn decides what he wants to do with his life.
(he hopes the answer is washing his hair, because that's the good shit. other people's hands in your hair ... that's the a++++ content. that's the backbone of the asmr industry. especially finn's hands in his hair in the midst of the sexual awakening that is quenchquest.) ]
[ finn thinks about smooching poe right on the nose exclusively to be a shit about it, and then he's like nah, and he aims a quick one for the mouth instead. ]
Not much of a challenge when I win either way.
[ he gets jerked off and he gets to wash poe's hair for him. at the same time. even if he loses the race part of this, there's no downside. it has appeal to his competitive side and to the d. a perfect union. ]
You're on. [ he gets the shampoo INTO THIS PARTY. ]
[ mouth kissing is CHEATING because it's a distraction, but he'll allow it. (like he would ever not kiss finn. what kind of grimdark alternate universe??.) ]
Yeah, we'll see about that.
[ i like how they're both like THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND NOT STUPID AT ALL EVERYONE WINS. that's true love.
in handjob news: poe switches from just kind of leisurely caressing the d to grabbing hard. because, as established, poe doesn't do anything in half-measures. using logic (citation needed), he decides that the kind of hand job finn gave him is possibly the type of hand job he enjoys? but he's trying to balance the their dumb idea of edging with the idea of I WANT TO WIN and also "getting my hair washed feels nice." it's anyone's game, cotton. ]
[ how can something that ends in a handjob possibly be stupid, finn decides, not at all considering the likelihood of getting distracted and shampooing poe's eyes. it be like that sometimes. sometimes that true love compatibility is being stupid forever just like the adventure time gif.
he does enjoy it, though. it's already the best handjob he's ever gotten, which is technically easy when it's also the first one he's ever gotten.
finn is learning valuable multitasking skills right now is all. he's learning that he's really bad at it in this specific scenario, mostly. some science rules state that he's gonna hold out a little longer than he did for the bj, and their Unique Version of edging agrees. but what good is the extra time if he spends it starting and stopping and occasionally death-gripping poe by the hair. that is the question. will he rally instead of giving up and fucking a fist, 2k18.
i rolled a d20 and it landed on 6 so i mean. if we do dueling d20s for this vital quenchquest scoreboard the odds are poe's favor. ]
[ poe and finn are the embodiment of the adventure time gif. rey is with them as lady rainicorn.
poe rolled an 8, so, you know. he successfully gives finn a handjob but he was very Distracted along the way. maybe soap got in his eyes, maybe he's distracted by getting hard himself over this whole situation, maybe it's maybelline. he almost didn't commit and gave up but the timing was just right. what an emotionally charged shower.
you know what's really good though? the cherry on top of this metaphorical ice cream sundae? when finn comes, poe's just gonna grin one of his stupid grins and say ]
I win.
[ while using his unoccupied hand to push wet hair away from his face so shampoo doesn't get in his dumb eyes. ]
[ tortured by thirst no more. they could make a lifetime movie out of this. ]
I could've guessed you're a bad winner.
[ does finn realistically know any good winners? nah. there's no salt to it anyway. he needs his salt reserves for keeping his legs steady like any champion. have a second orgasm like 15 minutes after the last one, he told himself, it's gonna be great.
and it was great. he was right. win-win situation for anyone getting a handjob in the shower. it's just that now he has to stand up like an adult and there was too much shampoo runoff to drop his forehead onto some part of poe and concede. true sacrifices are made in shower sex. this is intense stuff.
he takes a sec to do some additional self-orienting. more than a sec. a few seconds. relaxing out of the death grip and all that. ]
Come on. Get your hair finished.
[ So I Can Sit Down Somewhere Sooner.
look he made a commitment and he's gonna stick to it before things get any raunchier in here. getting to get poe off again has broad appeal, but soap in the eyes would legit ruin a mood. plus it's finn we're talking about, finn is a dumb sap looking for that good personal space basking content. two birds, one stone, and fine motor skills that are way less polished than they were two minutes ago probably. ]
[ poe relents with the knowledge that ... yeah he needs to stop and finish getting his hair washed. he was being stupid, he won at his own stupidity. now he can help with his own hands at rinsing the shampoo out. and also — ]
What about you? I can wash your hair, too.
[ it's not fair that finn's hair gets skipped over just because it isn't its own sentient being. he takes his own hand and sort of ruffles it with his hand. like "here you go, have my sloppy seconds shampoo."
the favor (the handjob favor anyway) being returned can wait. like, objectively, shower sex is better in theory than practice. there's too much water, too much slip hazard. too much possibility of soap and water getting in your eye. if they can get through this, they can get to laundry room sex. which sounds a lot safer and comes with sitting on top of machines while they rumble. ]
[ finn looks at him like that sloppy seconds shampoo is the most affronting, confusing thing ever suggested by mankind. like for half a second he doesn't realize poe is being a lil shit with that shampoo move.
there's a confused troy barnes inside of everyone, letting their faces be drama queens. fight or flight soap reflexes. i feel like i had more valid things to say in these brackets but i fell into tumblr for 4 hours and now it's 3am. finn proceeds to assume poe wants to be 2 and 0 in the hairwashing vs handjob olympics. ]
I'm happy to jerk you off without bringing more shampoo into this. Just gonna shower tomorrow anyway. [ the shampooening round two is risky business. probably. like, finn would straight-up have offered to give a bj the old college try but he's 40% sure he'd accidentally drown for the d and there's a point where you gotta choose life. ]
[ i can't believe you made sense out of anything i wrote in that tag so congrats to you my friend. he'll keep his hands to himself as he continues through his hair rinsing journey. ]
Am I invited? [ just fuckin yeets for it. ] I won't distract you next time. ... Not on purpose.
[ i have a very specific set of skills dot wav. finn thinks poe's hair is looking acceptably suds-free, or at least close enough that two sets of hands are probably only gonna get in the way, so he goes ahead and removes himself from that equation. all the better to appreciate the Fine Art. because this is in fact some fine art.
he also scoffs. ]
I'm sure you'll distract me. [ freedom through truth fam. ] But you can still show up. I think I'll live.
[ 'oh no a really hot nice person who thinks i'm a hot nice person wants to shower with me i hate it'. words finn is never in his life to utter. ]
Want me to get you off before we leave?
[ either way, he's down. he wants to make sure he's got it on the table in more than a hypothetical sense. ]
[ poe's one braincell: almost says "you can show up in my shower too ;)" the ghost of one of poe's dead braincells probably: if you're in his shower ... it's the same damn shower dumbass.
that was a close call in escaping another "you're alive" "you too" situation. he really is trying his best out here. ]
Good.
[ smooth. more smooth than "good because i'd like to show up in your showers for the rest of my life." moving right on down the line with those greatest hits.
also: "no that's ok love of my life please don't touch my dick again today." words that will never leave poe's mouth. he says as much.]
[ i'm crying i love him. he tries so hard, and gets so far, and avoids proposing through the medium of joint showering like a relatively reasonable person might avoid doing.
finn visibly perks up a little for getting the go-ahead. sometimes life is simple and his ambitions are also simple. plus, also, he just likes the prospect of doing a thing that poe can enjoy. it's been like what. 2 hours or less. finn is definitely still on that feeling lucky kick, and 100% not ready to sit down and feel insecure about the multiple finns matter.
it'll be a long-ass time before he ever actually tries to think about that, if ever. right now a beautiful wet man is gonna get a trip to boner town and back. ]
I was kind of hoping you wouldn't say no.
[ horny on main is so much more than a simple boner. it's a spirit. like florida man. as basically a student in the school of poe dameron methodology, he kind of leans into the "if he did it this way does that mean that's how he likes it" school of thought.
a really firm grip and a faster pace are the name of the game on that front. what's the point of being a fast learner if he doesn't try to fine-tune his handjobs from the get-go, honestly. it's a process. if poe doesn't seem like he's into it then he will keep fine-tuning. it's a sexy science facility. ]
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even more and better enterprising: this positioning. finn can contribute some leg muscle power to keeping that going. it's leg day now. he'll let it be leg day for the extended naked and pressed against each other experience, which is like the galaxy dude level of contact. there's knowing you're gonna be naked and showering together and probably banging it out and then there's the part where you're making out against the stall wall to bring everything into sharp reality.
finn is thriving. all the thirsts are being watered. this is the good shit.
he's going in for some good, forceful makeout action up to the point where he has to be like "hm idk i guess we have lungs". if he had his way oxygen and the art of not accidentally drowning in the shower would be non-issues. maybe someday. they're not paying the water bill at least, so yeet now, remember the showering part of showering in a bit is the big mood. ]
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maybe he goes a little too hard with the forceful makeout session. sometimes u accidentally learn things about your
boyfriendfwb through experience, and finn is about to learn that poe likes it rough. he presses into his mouth a little too hard, bites at his lip a little too hard, digs his nails in a little too hard. he sucks hard enough against the curve of finn's neck to leave a hickey -- not with the explicit intent, but just because he got a little too into it. (and maybe a little explicit intent.)after a little bit of this, probably at the point where they remember air is real, he pulls away with a little bit of a breathless laugh. ]
Don't showers have soap or something?
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and that's good to have for the ol' vault. this is good. he can work with this. the makeout session just told him that his whole 2 idle thoughts of biting poe he's had in the past half hour of living would probably be considered above-board and very welcomed, in fact, and he's hanging onto those Realizations for the rest of quenchquest. coming soon to a shower near you. ]
Yeah.
[ that was an auto-response. he's still thinking about the makeout. what if he makes out with almost everyone in the facility just for the makeout fix, sex or no sex. it's super nice.
honestly it's like 3 full seconds of dead air over here, thoughtwise, before his brain gets through the queue to registering that poe actually asked a real question. like yeah that's nice bae it turns out you do look great wet and naked now that im getting a good look, did you want something. ]
-- right. Yeah. Hang on. I grabbed it on the way in.
[ he'll trade poe two semi-distracted Good Man pats on the shoulder for getting the leggy back. he needs it to go get the stuff that's half the reason they went to the showers in the first place. plus, you know. poe earned some Good Man pats. he put that work in. ]
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he'll just be hanging out here. these whole devastatingly rough couple seconds, all alone with the nice warm water streaming over them. how will he live. oh wait, he has eyeballs and can watch finn get the bath supplies. that's how he can live. god, finn is beautiful. look at that. he's still not over it. he's spent like half the morning staring at finn and he could do it for the rest of the day if not forever. ]
Look at you, planning ahead. That's smart.
[ poe only has one brain cell and he has to timeshare it with rey. finn has at least like three of his own private personal braincells, which is amazing. his one braincell is like "oh shit i can't wait for us to rub soap on each other in a sexy way." that's the entire thought as he leans back against the shower wall a little bit and continues using his eyes. ]
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he's pretty sure that words like these are how poe flirts. it's nice that poe has his own style. it's also nice that poe thinks he's smart for remembering soap and shampoo. like, he's starting to think that poe does legit just think he's great?? bc you know, the whole part of the conversation earlier where poe was like "yeah i mean i'm not NOT literally in love with you" apparently wasn't the real proof idk. ]
I get that a lot. [ he gets that never. he's dumb. but it sounded like a cool thing to say.
luckily they both survive their tragic couple of seconds. finn by being lucky enough to have something to do with his hands and poe by checking out finn's ass. finn very lovingly and tenderly plonks a bar of soap into poe's hand. one of his three braincells is personally dedicated to thinking about how good poe is at making out. i can't believe he'll carry the curse of being horny on main through his whole zhautas run. ]
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[ poe's flirting style (at least, for finn) is piling on endless not really necessary compliments about basic things. finn's praise kink will never go hungry and that's the truth.
as he's staring and checking finn out, his eyes take a moment to register the scar on his back like "oh yeah. that's a thing that happened. remember the time your not-boyfriend got ripped in half and almost died?? ? ?" it takes him out of things for a second. he hasn't spent much time looking at it, i.e. grappling with the reality of a thing that happened and going "ah yes that's why kylo ren is garbage, having nice hair and kind of saving my life once doesn't count."
and now there's soap in his hand. wow. soap. good distraction. time to put this bad boy to use. running down the curves of finn's body with soap is a great excuse to just get his hands all over him in general. ]
It's not like showers in the barracks, right? [ he laughs at his own dumb self. finn never has to know about the time he felt a thing. ]
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poe is like "you're a good handsome person" and finn is here like oh h my god. ]
Not like they're hard to beat. [ in order to really play it cool you have to actually be able to sound like this isn't nice. that's a life hack for the future, finn.
he helpfully pushes poe's wet hair back off of his forehead at the nearest opportunity. ]
I get to do you too, right?
[ like poe's gonna say no thanks??? i'm fucking off to a different stall now??? come to zhautas for the kinky, raunchy nsfw action, like carefully washing the sort-of bae who is one of the top best and most important people in your entire life. the gentleness novelty Never Wears Off 2k18. ]
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when finn asks, he presses the soap into his hand. your turn fam. definitely no escaping from this shower stall today. or, well, at least for the duration of this shower. he presses a kiss against his lips, too. ]
I'd love for you to do me.
[ you see what he did there. he knows what he did there, judging by how he pulls back just enough to grin. ]
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he's not vindictive enough to get soap in poe's eyes over this. he still sees that grin and raises it a ಠ_ಠ before he gets to work on the Doing they're talking about. a good old fashioned soap-down. ]
Good. Too late to say otherwise.
[ being around poe is always easy. it's nice to get to do it when there's like. actual time and neither of them is about to almost die. he's gonna just have a good time with someone he thinks is great and leave the rest for another day. poe being poe yeeted any worst-case scenario agonizing and overthinking and worrying about making things weird right out of the atmosphere. finn can be overdramatic at 3am like god intended.
this is some no holds barred, careful, dare i say reverent poe-washing. full throttle gay. finn is at least partly legit honored to get to do some indulgent sexy washing. and it sure doesn't hurt to get to get real hands-on in the process. i can't believe the butt touch is unlocked. ]
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anyway finn provides a great washing experience, 10/10 would be rubbed with a bar of soap again. would have his ass grabbed again. it's amazing that finn gets all that done while poe has to restrain himself from putting his hands all over finn and being a Distraction. he kind of settles for placing his hands on finn's shoulders for the duration of it, as movement allows. that way he can multitask touching and becoming clean. revolutionary.
there's a whole other step to showering and it involves hair, but watch poe forget as one hand
slowly
makes its way
down
to grab the d. one good hand job deserves another, right? it's been like ten minutes, right? this all seems mentally sound to poe dameron, owner of one braincell. ]
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and for the most part the answers getting back to him are basically 🍆 in spirit? very sensitive and aware of all sensations eggplants. but like, the theoretical 🍆💦💦 still has that broad thirst appeal. the jury's out for a minute while he figures out if all engines are back online. ]
Wasn't half the point of the shower to finish the actual shower? [ he did it. mouth words. he covered a whole base. thinking is hard and the eggplant emojis are starting to stack up. ]
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he raises his eyebrows. this is a Test. ]
Do you wanna wait? It's not like we'll make a mess in the shower.
[ it's not like he takes his hands off while asking and forcing finn to think thoughts. in fact, he's just gonna rub slowly. a free sample of the wares he's trying to sell. ]
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he makes a hmm sound though. if he sounds like he's thinking harder than he is, no dick-process pun intended, maybe some real detailed consideration will get to happening. get the pilot light back on. mostly what he accomplishes is biting his lip. free samples are hell. sexy hell. ]
I think you'll have the most to complain about if we're not up for washing our hair after. [ finn says like he's not super casually taking the best poe-touching opportunities currently available to him. ] And if you end up complaining, I'm just gonna say I warned you.
[ real facts. locally sourced. organically grown. poe's the one with the fancier hair more likely to suffer. and like. yeah tbh finn could throw that hair under the bus for getting busy in the shower but he's gotta get that disclaimer out there. it only seems right to earn that potential salty "i told you so". god poe has good hair. and hands. and everythings.
is "look i will lord my rightness over you if we don't feel like shampooing and you complain that your hair's dirty when we're banging in the laundry room later" foreplay? imagine that in the pigeon butterfly meme format. it's almost 1 am and i don't have the creative energy to make that meme. ]
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Why don't you try to wash my hair while I jerk you off? It'll be like a challenge.
[ like a race??? to see who can win first?? that's where he's going. he's competitive, i don't know what anyone could have expected. also, he has a head start (badumtish) so it's kind of unfair. he's still taking it slow while finn decides what he wants to do with his life.
(he hopes the answer is washing his hair, because that's the good shit. other people's hands in your hair ... that's the a++++ content. that's the backbone of the asmr industry. especially finn's hands in his hair in the midst of the sexual awakening that is quenchquest.) ]
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Not much of a challenge when I win either way.
[ he gets jerked off and he gets to wash poe's hair for him. at the same time. even if he loses the race part of this, there's no downside. it has appeal to his competitive side and to the d. a perfect union. ]
You're on. [ he gets the shampoo INTO THIS PARTY. ]
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
[ i like how they're both like THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND NOT STUPID AT ALL EVERYONE WINS. that's true love.
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he does enjoy it, though. it's already the best handjob he's ever gotten, which is technically easy when it's also the first one he's ever gotten.
finn is learning valuable multitasking skills right now is all. he's learning that he's really bad at it in this specific scenario, mostly. some science rules state that he's gonna hold out a little longer than he did for the bj, and their Unique Version of edging agrees. but what good is the extra time if he spends it starting and stopping and occasionally death-gripping poe by the hair. that is the question. will he rally instead of giving up and fucking a fist, 2k18.
i rolled a d20 and it landed on 6 so i mean. if we do dueling d20s for this vital quenchquest scoreboard the odds are poe's favor. ]
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poe rolled an 8, so, you know. he successfully gives finn a handjob but he was very Distracted along the way. maybe soap got in his eyes, maybe he's distracted by getting hard himself over this whole situation, maybe it's maybelline. he almost didn't commit and gave up but the timing was just right. what an emotionally charged shower.
you know what's really good though? the cherry on top of this metaphorical ice cream sundae? when finn comes, poe's just gonna grin one of his stupid grins and say ]
I win.
[ while using his unoccupied hand to push wet hair away from his face so shampoo doesn't get in his dumb eyes. ]
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I could've guessed you're a bad winner.
[ does finn realistically know any good winners? nah. there's no salt to it anyway. he needs his salt reserves for keeping his legs steady like any champion. have a second orgasm like 15 minutes after the last one, he told himself, it's gonna be great.
and it was great. he was right. win-win situation for anyone getting a handjob in the shower. it's just that now he has to stand up like an adult and there was too much shampoo runoff to drop his forehead onto some part of poe and concede. true sacrifices are made in shower sex. this is intense stuff.
he takes a sec to do some additional self-orienting. more than a sec. a few seconds. relaxing out of the death grip and all that. ]
Come on. Get your hair finished.
[ So I Can Sit Down Somewhere Sooner.
look he made a commitment and he's gonna stick to it before things get any raunchier in here. getting to get poe off again has broad appeal, but soap in the eyes would legit ruin a mood. plus it's finn we're talking about, finn is a dumb sap looking for that good personal space basking content. two birds, one stone, and fine motor skills that are way less polished than they were two minutes ago probably. ]
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What about you? I can wash your hair, too.
[ it's not fair that finn's hair gets skipped over just because it isn't its own sentient being. he takes his own hand and sort of ruffles it with his hand. like "here you go, have my sloppy seconds shampoo."
the favor (the handjob favor anyway) being returned can wait. like, objectively, shower sex is better in theory than practice. there's too much water, too much slip hazard. too much possibility of soap and water getting in your eye. if they can get through this, they can get to laundry room sex. which sounds a lot safer and comes with sitting on top of machines while they rumble. ]
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there's a confused troy barnes inside of everyone, letting their faces be drama queens. fight or flight soap reflexes. i feel like i had more valid things to say in these brackets but i fell into tumblr for 4 hours and now it's 3am. finn proceeds to assume poe wants to be 2 and 0 in the hairwashing vs handjob olympics. ]
I'm happy to jerk you off without bringing more shampoo into this. Just gonna shower tomorrow anyway. [ the shampooening round two is risky business. probably. like, finn would straight-up have offered to give a bj the old college try but he's 40% sure he'd accidentally drown for the d and there's a point where you gotta choose life. ]
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Am I invited? [ just fuckin yeets for it. ] I won't distract you next time. ... Not on purpose.
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he also scoffs. ]
I'm sure you'll distract me. [ freedom through truth fam. ] But you can still show up. I think I'll live.
[ 'oh no a really hot nice person who thinks i'm a hot nice person wants to shower with me i hate it'. words finn is never in his life to utter. ]
Want me to get you off before we leave?
[ either way, he's down. he wants to make sure he's got it on the table in more than a hypothetical sense. ]
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the ghost of one of poe's dead braincells probably: if you're in his shower ... it's the same damn shower dumbass.
that was a close call in escaping another "you're alive" "you too" situation. he really is trying his best out here. ]
Good.
[ smooth. more smooth than "good because i'd like to show up in your showers for the rest of my life." moving right on down the line with those greatest hits.
also: "no that's ok love of my life please don't touch my dick again today." words that will never leave poe's mouth. he says as much.]
Well, I'm not gonna say no...
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finn visibly perks up a little for getting the go-ahead. sometimes life is simple and his ambitions are also simple. plus, also, he just likes the prospect of doing a thing that poe can enjoy. it's been like what. 2 hours or less. finn is definitely still on that feeling lucky kick, and 100% not ready to sit down and feel insecure about the multiple finns matter.
it'll be a long-ass time before he ever actually tries to think about that, if ever. right now a beautiful wet man is gonna get a trip to boner town and back. ]
I was kind of hoping you wouldn't say no.
[ horny on main is so much more than a simple boner. it's a spirit. like florida man. as basically a student in the school of poe dameron methodology, he kind of leans into the "if he did it this way does that mean that's how he likes it" school of thought.
a really firm grip and a faster pace are the name of the game on that front. what's the point of being a fast learner if he doesn't try to fine-tune his handjobs from the get-go, honestly. it's a process. if poe doesn't seem like he's into it then he will keep fine-tuning. it's a sexy science facility. ]
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