[ for the sake of fitting the finnrey thread into the timeline, he looks at his kylo ren doing an ok thing story and his conspiracy theory galaxy brain and yeets towards the latter. (maybe he's still having trouble processing the former.) ]
It was in the under construction area. I was sneaking around, trying to see if there was something they weren't telling us. You think that counts?
[ he's like man i would love to give this the full conspiracy theory galaxy brain treatment and pull out my chart ... but it's also killing the mood a little bit. he can try to shelve it for now. save the chart for later. quenchquest is way more important.
on that note, he checks his pockets before they leave to make sure he's got some of the free lube that was being handed out earlier on his person. he didn't go full breadstick lady on that shit for nothing. ]
[ poe can pull the elaborate point-to-point string chart out after their much cooler and better facility tour. finn will be on board with it. spread the galaxy brain movement.
after quenchquest.
so if anything i'm sure zenith is proud of them for holding off on that one.
he pulls a face, though. absorbs the facts of the reality of the situation as poe says it happened. ]
I think it doesn't make sense to have something like that in a construction area. So maybe. [ he gives his shirt aka poe's shirt a couple of tugs in the name of looking. presentable-ish. as much as he can. ] But you were somewhere off-limits.
[ can't exactly run that one by management idk. time to hit that door YEET. a gentlemanly, door-holding yeet. 10/10 guard duty performance, spyder. ]
[ maybe he can sneak the goo into a public area and get attention that way. that sounds like some fuckery that he ... will put on the to-do list and not think about anymore because there are more important things directly in front of him.
like exiting this room. spyder was keeping guard as ordered. he beeps and does a lil circle around both of them to say hello. ]
Hey, buddy. Good job. [ he bends down to pet him like a dog because of course he does.] Spyder, go inside, okay?
[ he does his compliance beep and rolls back inside. a beautiful angel. poe closes the door behind him.
now that he's standing and fully clothed, he can really grasp just how unclean he feels. yikes. ]
[ the real star of this thread is spyder. an actual angel. a musical delight. finn helps send him off with a little wave.
we can all try to pretend that poe's 100% sincere love and appreciation for the droids in his life isn't charming, but why go to all the trouble of pretending. it's charming as hell. he's cute and he possibly knows it and that's dangerous. ]
Showers. [ hit 👏 him 👏 with 👏 that 👏 hygiene 👏 fam. there he go. in the showers direction. bc being gross is gross. i can't believe finn is gonna work overtime learning to suck dicks so he can avoid getting too gross. he's gonna clean up and learn a lesson about thinking before banging (the second part is a lie and he will forget all about it before this day is even over).
also tbh he's super into getting to see poe naked outside of like. "oh no they're hot feat. i also know people be naked sometimes in communal showers and that's just part of livin tho" context? he has a pass for hands-on boning down. it steps up the entire experience. like, oh Yes he's hot and i'm allowed to touch the butt. or something. ]
[ poe is Ready to Go to the showers. not only because it is definitely time to get clean, but because quenchquest is going on tour. he flashes finn a grin before grabbing his hand and pulling him along. being on sex island is forgotten; any Weirdness from having to hash out everything that happened with hathaway has fizzled away. his happiness is so tangible and pure. imagine a world with no problems, only spending time with finn (and getting to bone him) forever. that's where his mind went, and it's a real great place.
as soon as they're in the showers, he zooms to the nearest vacant stall (with finn still in tow) and starts stripping down. 95% i can't wait to get naked with finn and get up to some foolishness, 5% maybe if i go real fast i can preserve the integrity of my/our clothes. just kidding, he's not thinking of that at all. it's 100% foolishness.
i hope someone left some product in the stall or that finn possesses a tiny lil rice grain of foresight to grab something (soap. shampoo. literally anything) from the entrance to the showers, because poe does not. ]
[ the only kind of good foresight finn possesses is shower-related. so yeah, he's here to get up to some foolishness, but he is going to get clean. there's no naked person bomb enough to stop him. like, if he has to pull free and backtrack for it, he will.
welcome to standard-issue soap and shampoo town. he's putting them on the shelf or the caddy that hangs from the showerhead or whatever. boom. done. nailed it for 3 points.
the integrity of the clothes thing is way out the window though yeah. clothes are a mere obstacle in the way of a greater goal, and the greater goal is directly related to poe's nakedness. he makes pretty quick work of his half of their new capsule wardrobe, too. in the interest of fairness and no having to think about getting undressed while he's admiring the Artwork. as a huge nerd, he does probably fold them. that's his prerogative. ]
This is a good look for you. [ he's flirting. leave him alone. ] Not that I've seen you look bad yet.
[ poe affords .05 seconds to stare like "i can't believe he's folding the clothes ... what a beautiful angel" and infinite seconds to stare at the rest of finn like "look at the whole naked package, he actually is a beautiful angel."
he laughs, still grinning. his conspiracy theory galaxy brain comments about how quin wants them all to be naked are trapped in a closet with the door duct taped shut. let him have just!! five seconds!!! for foolishness!! or realistically the rest of the day maybe. ]
Yeah? You, too. [ he goes in for a kiss. just sort of grabs him by the neck and pulls him in against his mouth. ] C'mon, bet we'd look better under water.
[according to what? physics? science? it doesn't really matter because poe is pulling him into the stall now. all this manhandling. ]
[ that's according to poe's penthouse forum letters. and finn can't argue with that logic. wet poe: sounds ideal. his hair probably does a whole thing. they'll be less... crusty. that only enhances this idea.
he accepts these manhandlings with broad amusement. enthusiasm is cool and no one can say otherwise. it's good to see poe laugh, which finn hasn't gotten to really see before this whole sex island thing kicked off? war is hell etc. mostly finn wants to grab poe by the face and kiss him again and poe raises a valid point that he can easily do that in the stall. save on time. which he does.
it's like getting the last word in an argument, only basically better and way less stressful and he can do it really quick before he reaches for the faucets. finn is livin the dream. ]
[ it's true. he hasn't had much facetime with finn making happy faces either. sex island may be creepy, but there's no denying that sex on sex island is great.
the water rushes over them, but it's a secondary sensation to finn's hands against his face. he backs him up against the shower stall wall, then hikes his leg up around his waist with one hand. since the showers got the floor mats and sex bars and whole shebang, he's not worried about the slip hazard. (i say this like he would have had the foresight to think about the slip hazard in the first place.) nope, he's just 100 percent yeet right now. ]
[ now this is enterprising. the facility is doing the lord's work by planning for people to be banging in shower stalls all the time, because it's saving them from being naked and concussed, aka concurred.
even more and better enterprising: this positioning. finn can contribute some leg muscle power to keeping that going. it's leg day now. he'll let it be leg day for the extended naked and pressed against each other experience, which is like the galaxy dude level of contact. there's knowing you're gonna be naked and showering together and probably banging it out and then there's the part where you're making out against the stall wall to bring everything into sharp reality.
finn is thriving. all the thirsts are being watered. this is the good shit.
he's going in for some good, forceful makeout action up to the point where he has to be like "hm idk i guess we have lungs". if he had his way oxygen and the art of not accidentally drowning in the shower would be non-issues. maybe someday. they're not paying the water bill at least, so yeet now, remember the showering part of showering in a bit is the big mood. ]
[there weren't any real thoughts or motives behind that smooth move, he was just like "i want to grab the leggy."
maybe he goes a little too hard with the forceful makeout session. sometimes u accidentally learn things about your boyfriend fwb through experience, and finn is about to learn that poe likes it rough. he presses into his mouth a little too hard, bites at his lip a little too hard, digs his nails in a little too hard. he sucks hard enough against the curve of finn's neck to leave a hickey -- not with the explicit intent, but just because he got a little too into it. (and maybe a little explicit intent.)
after a little bit of this, probably at the point where they remember air is real, he pulls away with a little bit of a breathless laugh. ]
[ this is vital preferences info to absorb. finn kinda got that vibe with the hip-grabbing thing earlier, but he didn't wanna assume anything. he was just like idk maybe he's really into it or it's been a while. this makes a lot of sense for poe though. 0-100 intensity, wanting to leave a mark. (finn's brain is way too busy to think about his hickey prospects, shoutout to the full metaphorical and literal leaving-a-mark experience.)
and that's good to have for the ol' vault. this is good. he can work with this. the makeout session just told him that his whole 2 idle thoughts of biting poe he's had in the past half hour of living would probably be considered above-board and very welcomed, in fact, and he's hanging onto those Realizations for the rest of quenchquest. coming soon to a shower near you. ]
Yeah.
[ that was an auto-response. he's still thinking about the makeout. what if he makes out with almost everyone in the facility just for the makeout fix, sex or no sex. it's super nice.
honestly it's like 3 full seconds of dead air over here, thoughtwise, before his brain gets through the queue to registering that poe actually asked a real question. like yeah that's nice bae it turns out you do look great wet and naked now that im getting a good look, did you want something. ]
-- right. Yeah. Hang on. I grabbed it on the way in.
[ he'll trade poe two semi-distracted Good Man pats on the shoulder for getting the leggy back. he needs it to go get the stuff that's half the reason they went to the showers in the first place. plus, you know. poe earned some Good Man pats. he put that work in. ]
[ okay fine, he gets the message and sets the leggy free. these are the sacrifices we have to make.
he'll just be hanging out here. these whole devastatingly rough couple seconds, all alone with the nice warm water streaming over them. how will he live. oh wait, he has eyeballs and can watch finn get the bath supplies. that's how he can live. god, finn is beautiful. look at that. he's still not over it. he's spent like half the morning staring at finn and he could do it for the rest of the day if not forever. ]
Look at you, planning ahead. That's smart.
[ poe only has one brain cell and he has to timeshare it with rey. finn has at least like three of his own private personal braincells, which is amazing. his one braincell is like "oh shit i can't wait for us to rub soap on each other in a sexy way." that's the entire thought as he leans back against the shower wall a little bit and continues using his eyes. ]
he's pretty sure that words like these are how poe flirts. it's nice that poe has his own style. it's also nice that poe thinks he's smart for remembering soap and shampoo. like, he's starting to think that poe does legit just think he's great?? bc you know, the whole part of the conversation earlier where poe was like "yeah i mean i'm not NOT literally in love with you" apparently wasn't the real proof idk. ]
I get that a lot. [ he gets that never. he's dumb. but it sounded like a cool thing to say.
luckily they both survive their tragic couple of seconds. finn by being lucky enough to have something to do with his hands and poe by checking out finn's ass. finn very lovingly and tenderly plonks a bar of soap into poe's hand. one of his three braincells is personally dedicated to thinking about how good poe is at making out. i can't believe he'll carry the curse of being horny on main through his whole zhautas run. ]
[ poe's flirting style (at least, for finn) is piling on endless not really necessary compliments about basic things. finn's praise kink will never go hungry and that's the truth.
as he's staring and checking finn out, his eyes take a moment to register the scar on his back like "oh yeah. that's a thing that happened. remember the time your not-boyfriend got ripped in half and almost died?? ? ?" it takes him out of things for a second. he hasn't spent much time looking at it, i.e. grappling with the reality of a thing that happened and going "ah yes that's why kylo ren is garbage, having nice hair and kind of saving my life once doesn't count."
and now there's soap in his hand. wow. soap. good distraction. time to put this bad boy to use. running down the curves of finn's body with soap is a great excuse to just get his hands all over him in general. ]
It's not like showers in the barracks, right? [ he laughs at his own dumb self. finn never has to know about the time he felt a thing. ]
[ poe feels a thing and takes the first opportunity to not think about it anymore: living the star wars lifestyle. he absolutely has effective finn flirting down though. maybe all the stormpilot fics where poe is super smooth all the time and smells like christmas spice cookies are from finn's heavily biased POV.
poe is like "you're a good handsome person" and finn is here like oh h my god. ]
Not like they're hard to beat. [ in order to really play it cool you have to actually be able to sound like this isn't nice. that's a life hack for the future, finn.
he helpfully pushes poe's wet hair back off of his forehead at the nearest opportunity. ]
I get to do you too, right?
[ like poe's gonna say no thanks??? i'm fucking off to a different stall now??? come to zhautas for the kinky, raunchy nsfw action, like carefully washing the sort-of bae who is one of the top best and most important people in your entire life. the gentleness novelty Never Wears Off 2k18. ]
[ that sounds right. he's put a lot of skill points into charming finn, so that even when he rolls at 4 cha it still ends up being a 20. he has a very limited amount of game and it's all on reserve for finn.
when finn asks, he presses the soap into his hand. your turn fam. definitely no escaping from this shower stall today. or, well, at least for the duration of this shower. he presses a kiss against his lips, too. ]
I'd love for you to do me.
[ you see what he did there. he knows what he did there, judging by how he pulls back just enough to grin. ]
[ love comes in all forms. even pruny shower form. what will finn do trapped in the stall with a man played by oscar isaac. man. the suffering.
he's not vindictive enough to get soap in poe's eyes over this. he still sees that grin and raises it a ಠ_ಠ before he gets to work on the Doing they're talking about. a good old fashioned soap-down. ]
Good. Too late to say otherwise.
[ being around poe is always easy. it's nice to get to do it when there's like. actual time and neither of them is about to almost die. he's gonna just have a good time with someone he thinks is great and leave the rest for another day. poe being poe yeeted any worst-case scenario agonizing and overthinking and worrying about making things weird right out of the atmosphere. finn can be overdramatic at 3am like god intended.
this is some no holds barred, careful, dare i say reverent poe-washing. full throttle gay. finn is at least partly legit honored to get to do some indulgent sexy washing. and it sure doesn't hurt to get to get real hands-on in the process. i can't believe the butt touch is unlocked. ]
[ poe exists on the same wavelength. everything is easy with finn. even when he says or does something stupid (which is frequently), he never actually feels like he biffed it that hard. finn is like falling off a cliff but there's five million pillows at the bottom. he can be the most himself (i.e.: the most stupid) and it never really comes back to get him.
anyway finn provides a great washing experience, 10/10 would be rubbed with a bar of soap again. would have his ass grabbed again. it's amazing that finn gets all that done while poe has to restrain himself from putting his hands all over finn and being a Distraction. he kind of settles for placing his hands on finn's shoulders for the duration of it, as movement allows. that way he can multitask touching and becoming clean. revolutionary.
there's a whole other step to showering and it involves hair, but watch poe forget as one hand
slowly
makes its way
down
to grab the d. one good hand job deserves another, right? it's been like ten minutes, right? this all seems mentally sound to poe dameron, owner of one braincell. ]
[ poe existing is already a distraction. the very non-subtle voyage back to dick station is an even more distracting distraction. he sucks in a sharp breath, aka now one of finn's 3 braincells gets distracted running the refractory equivalent of pinging an IP address. it's like, well what do you think guys do you think we're good??
and for the most part the answers getting back to him are basically 🍆 in spirit? very sensitive and aware of all sensations eggplants. but like, the theoretical 🍆💦💦 still has that broad thirst appeal. the jury's out for a minute while he figures out if all engines are back online. ]
Wasn't half the point of the shower to finish the actual shower? [ he did it. mouth words. he covered a whole base. thinking is hard and the eggplant emojis are starting to stack up. ]
[ BUSTED. busted as being a fool who can't keep track of one thought to the next. it is a well-established fact that linear thinking (shower -> more sex after shower) can't be maintained if you're horny on main.
he raises his eyebrows. this is a Test. ]
Do you wanna wait? It's not like we'll make a mess in the shower.
[ it's not like he takes his hands off while asking and forcing finn to think thoughts. in fact, he's just gonna rub slowly. a free sample of the wares he's trying to sell. ]
[ poe is a cheater at the game of shower sex and finn's lawyer will hear about this. that's a joke. if finn had an actual problem rn he'd literally just slap poe on the wrist. wet slaps hurt way more than dry slaps. it would be a flawless plan.
he makes a hmm sound though. if he sounds like he's thinking harder than he is, no dick-process pun intended, maybe some real detailed consideration will get to happening. get the pilot light back on. mostly what he accomplishes is biting his lip. free samples are hell. sexy hell. ]
I think you'll have the most to complain about if we're not up for washing our hair after. [ finn says like he's not super casually taking the best poe-touching opportunities currently available to him. ] And if you end up complaining, I'm just gonna say I warned you.
[ real facts. locally sourced. organically grown. poe's the one with the fancier hair more likely to suffer. and like. yeah tbh finn could throw that hair under the bus for getting busy in the shower but he's gotta get that disclaimer out there. it only seems right to earn that potential salty "i told you so". god poe has good hair. and hands. and everythings.
is "look i will lord my rightness over you if we don't feel like shampooing and you complain that your hair's dirty when we're banging in the laundry room later" foreplay? imagine that in the pigeon butterfly meme format. it's almost 1 am and i don't have the creative energy to make that meme. ]
[ he grins one of his trademark stupid grins. i was going to say something like "he would notice how much his face hurt from grinning if his jaw wasn't sore" but that bj only took like five seconds honestly so it would be a lie. he's aware his face hurts a little at least though. ]
Why don't you try to wash my hair while I jerk you off? It'll be like a challenge.
[ like a race??? to see who can win first?? that's where he's going. he's competitive, i don't know what anyone could have expected. also, he has a head start (badumtish) so it's kind of unfair. he's still taking it slow while finn decides what he wants to do with his life.
(he hopes the answer is washing his hair, because that's the good shit. other people's hands in your hair ... that's the a++++ content. that's the backbone of the asmr industry. especially finn's hands in his hair in the midst of the sexual awakening that is quenchquest.) ]
[ finn thinks about smooching poe right on the nose exclusively to be a shit about it, and then he's like nah, and he aims a quick one for the mouth instead. ]
Not much of a challenge when I win either way.
[ he gets jerked off and he gets to wash poe's hair for him. at the same time. even if he loses the race part of this, there's no downside. it has appeal to his competitive side and to the d. a perfect union. ]
You're on. [ he gets the shampoo INTO THIS PARTY. ]
[ mouth kissing is CHEATING because it's a distraction, but he'll allow it. (like he would ever not kiss finn. what kind of grimdark alternate universe??.) ]
Yeah, we'll see about that.
[ i like how they're both like THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND NOT STUPID AT ALL EVERYONE WINS. that's true love.
in handjob news: poe switches from just kind of leisurely caressing the d to grabbing hard. because, as established, poe doesn't do anything in half-measures. using logic (citation needed), he decides that the kind of hand job finn gave him is possibly the type of hand job he enjoys? but he's trying to balance the their dumb idea of edging with the idea of I WANT TO WIN and also "getting my hair washed feels nice." it's anyone's game, cotton. ]
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It was in the under construction area. I was sneaking around, trying to see if there was something they weren't telling us. You think that counts?
[ he's like man i would love to give this the full conspiracy theory galaxy brain treatment and pull out my chart ... but it's also killing the mood a little bit. he can try to shelve it for now. save the chart for later. quenchquest is way more important.
on that note, he checks his pockets before they leave to make sure he's got some of the free lube that was being handed out earlier on his person. he didn't go full breadstick lady on that shit for nothing. ]
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after quenchquest.
so if anything i'm sure zenith is proud of them for holding off on that one.
he pulls a face, though. absorbs the facts of the reality of the situation as poe says it happened. ]
I think it doesn't make sense to have something like that in a construction area. So maybe. [ he gives his shirt aka poe's shirt a couple of tugs in the name of looking. presentable-ish. as much as he can. ] But you were somewhere off-limits.
[ can't exactly run that one by management idk. time to hit that door YEET. a gentlemanly, door-holding yeet. 10/10 guard duty performance, spyder. ]
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[ maybe he can sneak the goo into a public area and get attention that way. that sounds like some fuckery that he ... will put on the to-do list and not think about anymore because there are more important things directly in front of him.
like exiting this room. spyder was keeping guard as ordered. he beeps and does a lil circle around both of them to say hello. ]
Hey, buddy. Good job. [ he bends down to pet him like a dog because of course he does.] Spyder, go inside, okay?
[ he does his compliance beep and rolls back inside. a beautiful angel. poe closes the door behind him.
now that he's standing and fully clothed, he can really grasp just how unclean he feels. yikes. ]
Anyway. Showers.
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we can all try to pretend that poe's 100% sincere love and appreciation for the droids in his life isn't charming, but why go to all the trouble of pretending. it's charming as hell. he's cute and he possibly knows it and that's dangerous. ]
Showers. [ hit 👏 him 👏 with 👏 that 👏 hygiene 👏 fam. there he go. in the showers direction. bc being gross is gross. i can't believe finn is gonna work overtime learning to suck dicks so he can avoid getting too gross. he's gonna clean up and learn a lesson about thinking before banging (the second part is a lie and he will forget all about it before this day is even over).
also tbh he's super into getting to see poe naked outside of like. "oh no they're hot feat. i also know people be naked sometimes in communal showers and that's just part of livin tho" context? he has a pass for hands-on boning down. it steps up the entire experience. like, oh Yes he's hot and i'm allowed to touch the butt. or something. ]
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as soon as they're in the showers, he zooms to the nearest vacant stall (with finn still in tow) and starts stripping down. 95% i can't wait to get naked with finn and get up to some foolishness, 5% maybe if i go real fast i can preserve the integrity of my/our clothes. just kidding, he's not thinking of that at all. it's 100% foolishness.
i hope someone left some product in the stall or that finn possesses a tiny lil rice grain of foresight to grab something (soap. shampoo. literally anything) from the entrance to the showers, because poe does not. ]
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welcome to standard-issue soap and shampoo town. he's putting them on the shelf or the caddy that hangs from the showerhead or whatever. boom. done. nailed it for 3 points.
the integrity of the clothes thing is way out the window though yeah. clothes are a mere obstacle in the way of a greater goal, and the greater goal is directly related to poe's nakedness. he makes pretty quick work of his half of their new capsule wardrobe, too. in the interest of fairness and no having to think about getting undressed while he's admiring the Artwork. as a huge nerd, he does probably fold them. that's his prerogative. ]
This is a good look for you. [ he's flirting. leave him alone. ] Not that I've seen you look bad yet.
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he laughs, still grinning. his conspiracy theory galaxy brain comments about how quin wants them all to be naked are trapped in a closet with the door duct taped shut. let him have just!! five seconds!!! for foolishness!! or realistically the rest of the day maybe. ]
Yeah? You, too. [ he goes in for a kiss. just sort of grabs him by the neck and pulls him in against his mouth. ] C'mon, bet we'd look better under water.
[according to what? physics? science? it doesn't really matter because poe is pulling him into the stall now. all this manhandling. ]
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he accepts these manhandlings with broad amusement. enthusiasm is cool and no one can say otherwise. it's good to see poe laugh, which finn hasn't gotten to really see before this whole sex island thing kicked off? war is hell etc. mostly finn wants to grab poe by the face and kiss him again and poe raises a valid point that he can easily do that in the stall. save on time. which he does.
it's like getting the last word in an argument, only basically better and way less stressful and he can do it really quick before he reaches for the faucets. finn is livin the dream. ]
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the water rushes over them, but it's a secondary sensation to finn's hands against his face. he backs him up against the shower stall wall, then hikes his leg up around his waist with one hand. since the showers got the floor mats and sex bars and whole shebang, he's not worried about the slip hazard. (i say this like he would have had the foresight to think about the slip hazard in the first place.) nope, he's just 100 percent yeet right now. ]
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even more and better enterprising: this positioning. finn can contribute some leg muscle power to keeping that going. it's leg day now. he'll let it be leg day for the extended naked and pressed against each other experience, which is like the galaxy dude level of contact. there's knowing you're gonna be naked and showering together and probably banging it out and then there's the part where you're making out against the stall wall to bring everything into sharp reality.
finn is thriving. all the thirsts are being watered. this is the good shit.
he's going in for some good, forceful makeout action up to the point where he has to be like "hm idk i guess we have lungs". if he had his way oxygen and the art of not accidentally drowning in the shower would be non-issues. maybe someday. they're not paying the water bill at least, so yeet now, remember the showering part of showering in a bit is the big mood. ]
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maybe he goes a little too hard with the forceful makeout session. sometimes u accidentally learn things about your
boyfriendfwb through experience, and finn is about to learn that poe likes it rough. he presses into his mouth a little too hard, bites at his lip a little too hard, digs his nails in a little too hard. he sucks hard enough against the curve of finn's neck to leave a hickey -- not with the explicit intent, but just because he got a little too into it. (and maybe a little explicit intent.)after a little bit of this, probably at the point where they remember air is real, he pulls away with a little bit of a breathless laugh. ]
Don't showers have soap or something?
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and that's good to have for the ol' vault. this is good. he can work with this. the makeout session just told him that his whole 2 idle thoughts of biting poe he's had in the past half hour of living would probably be considered above-board and very welcomed, in fact, and he's hanging onto those Realizations for the rest of quenchquest. coming soon to a shower near you. ]
Yeah.
[ that was an auto-response. he's still thinking about the makeout. what if he makes out with almost everyone in the facility just for the makeout fix, sex or no sex. it's super nice.
honestly it's like 3 full seconds of dead air over here, thoughtwise, before his brain gets through the queue to registering that poe actually asked a real question. like yeah that's nice bae it turns out you do look great wet and naked now that im getting a good look, did you want something. ]
-- right. Yeah. Hang on. I grabbed it on the way in.
[ he'll trade poe two semi-distracted Good Man pats on the shoulder for getting the leggy back. he needs it to go get the stuff that's half the reason they went to the showers in the first place. plus, you know. poe earned some Good Man pats. he put that work in. ]
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he'll just be hanging out here. these whole devastatingly rough couple seconds, all alone with the nice warm water streaming over them. how will he live. oh wait, he has eyeballs and can watch finn get the bath supplies. that's how he can live. god, finn is beautiful. look at that. he's still not over it. he's spent like half the morning staring at finn and he could do it for the rest of the day if not forever. ]
Look at you, planning ahead. That's smart.
[ poe only has one brain cell and he has to timeshare it with rey. finn has at least like three of his own private personal braincells, which is amazing. his one braincell is like "oh shit i can't wait for us to rub soap on each other in a sexy way." that's the entire thought as he leans back against the shower wall a little bit and continues using his eyes. ]
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he's pretty sure that words like these are how poe flirts. it's nice that poe has his own style. it's also nice that poe thinks he's smart for remembering soap and shampoo. like, he's starting to think that poe does legit just think he's great?? bc you know, the whole part of the conversation earlier where poe was like "yeah i mean i'm not NOT literally in love with you" apparently wasn't the real proof idk. ]
I get that a lot. [ he gets that never. he's dumb. but it sounded like a cool thing to say.
luckily they both survive their tragic couple of seconds. finn by being lucky enough to have something to do with his hands and poe by checking out finn's ass. finn very lovingly and tenderly plonks a bar of soap into poe's hand. one of his three braincells is personally dedicated to thinking about how good poe is at making out. i can't believe he'll carry the curse of being horny on main through his whole zhautas run. ]
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[ poe's flirting style (at least, for finn) is piling on endless not really necessary compliments about basic things. finn's praise kink will never go hungry and that's the truth.
as he's staring and checking finn out, his eyes take a moment to register the scar on his back like "oh yeah. that's a thing that happened. remember the time your not-boyfriend got ripped in half and almost died?? ? ?" it takes him out of things for a second. he hasn't spent much time looking at it, i.e. grappling with the reality of a thing that happened and going "ah yes that's why kylo ren is garbage, having nice hair and kind of saving my life once doesn't count."
and now there's soap in his hand. wow. soap. good distraction. time to put this bad boy to use. running down the curves of finn's body with soap is a great excuse to just get his hands all over him in general. ]
It's not like showers in the barracks, right? [ he laughs at his own dumb self. finn never has to know about the time he felt a thing. ]
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poe is like "you're a good handsome person" and finn is here like oh h my god. ]
Not like they're hard to beat. [ in order to really play it cool you have to actually be able to sound like this isn't nice. that's a life hack for the future, finn.
he helpfully pushes poe's wet hair back off of his forehead at the nearest opportunity. ]
I get to do you too, right?
[ like poe's gonna say no thanks??? i'm fucking off to a different stall now??? come to zhautas for the kinky, raunchy nsfw action, like carefully washing the sort-of bae who is one of the top best and most important people in your entire life. the gentleness novelty Never Wears Off 2k18. ]
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when finn asks, he presses the soap into his hand. your turn fam. definitely no escaping from this shower stall today. or, well, at least for the duration of this shower. he presses a kiss against his lips, too. ]
I'd love for you to do me.
[ you see what he did there. he knows what he did there, judging by how he pulls back just enough to grin. ]
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he's not vindictive enough to get soap in poe's eyes over this. he still sees that grin and raises it a ಠ_ಠ before he gets to work on the Doing they're talking about. a good old fashioned soap-down. ]
Good. Too late to say otherwise.
[ being around poe is always easy. it's nice to get to do it when there's like. actual time and neither of them is about to almost die. he's gonna just have a good time with someone he thinks is great and leave the rest for another day. poe being poe yeeted any worst-case scenario agonizing and overthinking and worrying about making things weird right out of the atmosphere. finn can be overdramatic at 3am like god intended.
this is some no holds barred, careful, dare i say reverent poe-washing. full throttle gay. finn is at least partly legit honored to get to do some indulgent sexy washing. and it sure doesn't hurt to get to get real hands-on in the process. i can't believe the butt touch is unlocked. ]
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anyway finn provides a great washing experience, 10/10 would be rubbed with a bar of soap again. would have his ass grabbed again. it's amazing that finn gets all that done while poe has to restrain himself from putting his hands all over finn and being a Distraction. he kind of settles for placing his hands on finn's shoulders for the duration of it, as movement allows. that way he can multitask touching and becoming clean. revolutionary.
there's a whole other step to showering and it involves hair, but watch poe forget as one hand
slowly
makes its way
down
to grab the d. one good hand job deserves another, right? it's been like ten minutes, right? this all seems mentally sound to poe dameron, owner of one braincell. ]
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and for the most part the answers getting back to him are basically 🍆 in spirit? very sensitive and aware of all sensations eggplants. but like, the theoretical 🍆💦💦 still has that broad thirst appeal. the jury's out for a minute while he figures out if all engines are back online. ]
Wasn't half the point of the shower to finish the actual shower? [ he did it. mouth words. he covered a whole base. thinking is hard and the eggplant emojis are starting to stack up. ]
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he raises his eyebrows. this is a Test. ]
Do you wanna wait? It's not like we'll make a mess in the shower.
[ it's not like he takes his hands off while asking and forcing finn to think thoughts. in fact, he's just gonna rub slowly. a free sample of the wares he's trying to sell. ]
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he makes a hmm sound though. if he sounds like he's thinking harder than he is, no dick-process pun intended, maybe some real detailed consideration will get to happening. get the pilot light back on. mostly what he accomplishes is biting his lip. free samples are hell. sexy hell. ]
I think you'll have the most to complain about if we're not up for washing our hair after. [ finn says like he's not super casually taking the best poe-touching opportunities currently available to him. ] And if you end up complaining, I'm just gonna say I warned you.
[ real facts. locally sourced. organically grown. poe's the one with the fancier hair more likely to suffer. and like. yeah tbh finn could throw that hair under the bus for getting busy in the shower but he's gotta get that disclaimer out there. it only seems right to earn that potential salty "i told you so". god poe has good hair. and hands. and everythings.
is "look i will lord my rightness over you if we don't feel like shampooing and you complain that your hair's dirty when we're banging in the laundry room later" foreplay? imagine that in the pigeon butterfly meme format. it's almost 1 am and i don't have the creative energy to make that meme. ]
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Why don't you try to wash my hair while I jerk you off? It'll be like a challenge.
[ like a race??? to see who can win first?? that's where he's going. he's competitive, i don't know what anyone could have expected. also, he has a head start (badumtish) so it's kind of unfair. he's still taking it slow while finn decides what he wants to do with his life.
(he hopes the answer is washing his hair, because that's the good shit. other people's hands in your hair ... that's the a++++ content. that's the backbone of the asmr industry. especially finn's hands in his hair in the midst of the sexual awakening that is quenchquest.) ]
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Not much of a challenge when I win either way.
[ he gets jerked off and he gets to wash poe's hair for him. at the same time. even if he loses the race part of this, there's no downside. it has appeal to his competitive side and to the d. a perfect union. ]
You're on. [ he gets the shampoo INTO THIS PARTY. ]
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
[ i like how they're both like THIS IS A GREAT IDEA AND NOT STUPID AT ALL EVERYONE WINS. that's true love.
in handjob news: poe switches from just kind of leisurely caressing the d to grabbing hard. because, as established, poe doesn't do anything in half-measures. using logic (citation needed), he decides that the kind of hand job finn gave him is possibly the type of hand job he enjoys? but he's trying to balance the
their dumbidea of edging with the idea of I WANT TO WIN and also "getting my hair washed feels nice." it's anyone's game, cotton. ](no subject)
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