[ you right. karma is real. also, his roommate brings his boyfriend in to have sex on this bed right after poe leaves for that mission, so, once again: karma is real.
there are floor grips and even sex bars. rey and kylo pioneered ahead to make those discoveries. maybe they're still over there making those discoveries right now. ]
There's gotta be laundry around here, right? Or some other clothes. If we're gonna be here a long time, they can't expect us to wear the same thing over and over.
[ he was going to say more (maybe something about boning in the laundry room next and just going on a facility tour of barely private locales), but it all sort of fizzles away when he realizes finn is Looking at him. he doesn't have a single clue what's going on in his head, but he knows that it's a soft look and that maybe it means something.
so he looks back. he doesn't want to say anything to ruin the moment, and maybe if he looks long enough he can figure out why finn is looking at him like that. or maybe he can just appreciate finn. he loves him so much. he's salty and soft and good and kind of messy and poe doesn't know how he can be all those things at once somehow, but he truly appreciates it.
so he participates in the handholding. as much as he can until it's time to get up. at which point he has to slowly run through the getting ready to leave this room process in his head. zipping his pants back up, and then ... shirts. yes. shirts. he looks around for the shirts. ]
Probably. [ all the star wars pairing flavors hit the showers on day two. taking the only facility tour that actually matters.
finn spends this whole staring contest like i take a lot of comfort in the fact that we already admitted we don't know what we're doing but i wonder if there's a relationship pamphlet i can read and decide sounds dumb, and poe is like idk what the fuck he's doing but i love him and bb-8 is gonna be the best man at our wedding. they're productive.
i'm glad poe is looking for the shirts bc finn only really knows the direction he threw poe's in. poe yeeted his with the speed and precision of a cobra. having to think is a dumb and necessary evil. ]
Do we need shoes if we go anywhere else? I mean-- there weren't regulations about footwear, right? [ if there was and it was on that dumb super long detailed sit-down test, he missed it. ] I don't think there are regulations.
[ he's hoping to let all the sand drain out of those boots for the day. rip peggy carter, died kinda like jasmine almost did in jafar's big hourglass that one time bc she got assigned to be finn's roomie. finn is tasting true freedom and true freedom is not necessarily having to wear boots. ]
[ truly the essence of that entire 20 seconds in a single sentence. pamphlets and weddings.
it's fine. he grabs a shirt, but since they're both his shirts, he doesn't really remember which one was his and which one was finn's. literally that trope. instead of thinking too hard about it, he just throws the mystery shirt towards finn before looking for the next one. ]
I don't think so.
[ like, honestly. again. he's on to quin's ulterior motives and he's like "quin would probably like it if we didn't wear any clothes ever." just went full sandshark. no thanks. ]
[ it does occur to him, however-- ] Just watch where you step. I almost got stuck in some stuff yesterday.
[ the shirt difference is basically just the collar anyway. i can't believe they're gonna play the long con and make people think they have 2 outfits, by simply allowing finn to steal whatever shirt poe isn't wearing.
a firm no to the sex island also being a nudist colony right now. people have to ease into that. a lot of folks aren't used to communal nakedness. ]
Stuff?
[ if that sounds a little muffled it's bc it is. he's halfway through the re-shirtening. ]
Serious stuff or puddle you don't wanna think about stuff?
[ he's done sanitation rotations okay, in a big place like this it's all valid. ]
[ yep. together they can make it look like they have four outfits instead of one if they coordinate wisely. nobody will ever pick up on it.
here's the other shirt that belongs to him and may or may not have been the one he was wearing earlier. as he yanks it on over his head, he considers the question. "stuff" did leave a lot open to interpretation, huh. especially considering where they were and what the wide variety of already established "stuff" could mean. ]
First it was a black smudge of nothing, then all of a sudden it was this goo crawling up my leg trying to eat me.
[ he's pretty sure that's what that was happening. ]
[ dear diary: it's the morning of day 2. i've pretty much lined the schedule up for quenchquest. the bullshit levels this place wants to reach are already just absolutely going for it. i could have lost a boyfriend to sentient goo before i actually got one. luckily he's okay.
i'm not sure what i expected. love, finn. ]
Right. Of course they have something like that. It's not like they're supposed to be professionals who can control their own facility.
[ quick get the smudge in here maybe salt dissolves it. after the food drugging ordeal last night he really doesn't have a benefit of the doubt to give to thinking deadly goo is just chilling in the halls on purpose. ]
[ for the sake of fitting the finnrey thread into the timeline, he looks at his kylo ren doing an ok thing story and his conspiracy theory galaxy brain and yeets towards the latter. (maybe he's still having trouble processing the former.) ]
It was in the under construction area. I was sneaking around, trying to see if there was something they weren't telling us. You think that counts?
[ he's like man i would love to give this the full conspiracy theory galaxy brain treatment and pull out my chart ... but it's also killing the mood a little bit. he can try to shelve it for now. save the chart for later. quenchquest is way more important.
on that note, he checks his pockets before they leave to make sure he's got some of the free lube that was being handed out earlier on his person. he didn't go full breadstick lady on that shit for nothing. ]
[ poe can pull the elaborate point-to-point string chart out after their much cooler and better facility tour. finn will be on board with it. spread the galaxy brain movement.
after quenchquest.
so if anything i'm sure zenith is proud of them for holding off on that one.
he pulls a face, though. absorbs the facts of the reality of the situation as poe says it happened. ]
I think it doesn't make sense to have something like that in a construction area. So maybe. [ he gives his shirt aka poe's shirt a couple of tugs in the name of looking. presentable-ish. as much as he can. ] But you were somewhere off-limits.
[ can't exactly run that one by management idk. time to hit that door YEET. a gentlemanly, door-holding yeet. 10/10 guard duty performance, spyder. ]
[ maybe he can sneak the goo into a public area and get attention that way. that sounds like some fuckery that he ... will put on the to-do list and not think about anymore because there are more important things directly in front of him.
like exiting this room. spyder was keeping guard as ordered. he beeps and does a lil circle around both of them to say hello. ]
Hey, buddy. Good job. [ he bends down to pet him like a dog because of course he does.] Spyder, go inside, okay?
[ he does his compliance beep and rolls back inside. a beautiful angel. poe closes the door behind him.
now that he's standing and fully clothed, he can really grasp just how unclean he feels. yikes. ]
[ the real star of this thread is spyder. an actual angel. a musical delight. finn helps send him off with a little wave.
we can all try to pretend that poe's 100% sincere love and appreciation for the droids in his life isn't charming, but why go to all the trouble of pretending. it's charming as hell. he's cute and he possibly knows it and that's dangerous. ]
Showers. [ hit 👏 him 👏 with 👏 that 👏 hygiene 👏 fam. there he go. in the showers direction. bc being gross is gross. i can't believe finn is gonna work overtime learning to suck dicks so he can avoid getting too gross. he's gonna clean up and learn a lesson about thinking before banging (the second part is a lie and he will forget all about it before this day is even over).
also tbh he's super into getting to see poe naked outside of like. "oh no they're hot feat. i also know people be naked sometimes in communal showers and that's just part of livin tho" context? he has a pass for hands-on boning down. it steps up the entire experience. like, oh Yes he's hot and i'm allowed to touch the butt. or something. ]
[ poe is Ready to Go to the showers. not only because it is definitely time to get clean, but because quenchquest is going on tour. he flashes finn a grin before grabbing his hand and pulling him along. being on sex island is forgotten; any Weirdness from having to hash out everything that happened with hathaway has fizzled away. his happiness is so tangible and pure. imagine a world with no problems, only spending time with finn (and getting to bone him) forever. that's where his mind went, and it's a real great place.
as soon as they're in the showers, he zooms to the nearest vacant stall (with finn still in tow) and starts stripping down. 95% i can't wait to get naked with finn and get up to some foolishness, 5% maybe if i go real fast i can preserve the integrity of my/our clothes. just kidding, he's not thinking of that at all. it's 100% foolishness.
i hope someone left some product in the stall or that finn possesses a tiny lil rice grain of foresight to grab something (soap. shampoo. literally anything) from the entrance to the showers, because poe does not. ]
[ the only kind of good foresight finn possesses is shower-related. so yeah, he's here to get up to some foolishness, but he is going to get clean. there's no naked person bomb enough to stop him. like, if he has to pull free and backtrack for it, he will.
welcome to standard-issue soap and shampoo town. he's putting them on the shelf or the caddy that hangs from the showerhead or whatever. boom. done. nailed it for 3 points.
the integrity of the clothes thing is way out the window though yeah. clothes are a mere obstacle in the way of a greater goal, and the greater goal is directly related to poe's nakedness. he makes pretty quick work of his half of their new capsule wardrobe, too. in the interest of fairness and no having to think about getting undressed while he's admiring the Artwork. as a huge nerd, he does probably fold them. that's his prerogative. ]
This is a good look for you. [ he's flirting. leave him alone. ] Not that I've seen you look bad yet.
[ poe affords .05 seconds to stare like "i can't believe he's folding the clothes ... what a beautiful angel" and infinite seconds to stare at the rest of finn like "look at the whole naked package, he actually is a beautiful angel."
he laughs, still grinning. his conspiracy theory galaxy brain comments about how quin wants them all to be naked are trapped in a closet with the door duct taped shut. let him have just!! five seconds!!! for foolishness!! or realistically the rest of the day maybe. ]
Yeah? You, too. [ he goes in for a kiss. just sort of grabs him by the neck and pulls him in against his mouth. ] C'mon, bet we'd look better under water.
[according to what? physics? science? it doesn't really matter because poe is pulling him into the stall now. all this manhandling. ]
[ that's according to poe's penthouse forum letters. and finn can't argue with that logic. wet poe: sounds ideal. his hair probably does a whole thing. they'll be less... crusty. that only enhances this idea.
he accepts these manhandlings with broad amusement. enthusiasm is cool and no one can say otherwise. it's good to see poe laugh, which finn hasn't gotten to really see before this whole sex island thing kicked off? war is hell etc. mostly finn wants to grab poe by the face and kiss him again and poe raises a valid point that he can easily do that in the stall. save on time. which he does.
it's like getting the last word in an argument, only basically better and way less stressful and he can do it really quick before he reaches for the faucets. finn is livin the dream. ]
[ it's true. he hasn't had much facetime with finn making happy faces either. sex island may be creepy, but there's no denying that sex on sex island is great.
the water rushes over them, but it's a secondary sensation to finn's hands against his face. he backs him up against the shower stall wall, then hikes his leg up around his waist with one hand. since the showers got the floor mats and sex bars and whole shebang, he's not worried about the slip hazard. (i say this like he would have had the foresight to think about the slip hazard in the first place.) nope, he's just 100 percent yeet right now. ]
[ now this is enterprising. the facility is doing the lord's work by planning for people to be banging in shower stalls all the time, because it's saving them from being naked and concussed, aka concurred.
even more and better enterprising: this positioning. finn can contribute some leg muscle power to keeping that going. it's leg day now. he'll let it be leg day for the extended naked and pressed against each other experience, which is like the galaxy dude level of contact. there's knowing you're gonna be naked and showering together and probably banging it out and then there's the part where you're making out against the stall wall to bring everything into sharp reality.
finn is thriving. all the thirsts are being watered. this is the good shit.
he's going in for some good, forceful makeout action up to the point where he has to be like "hm idk i guess we have lungs". if he had his way oxygen and the art of not accidentally drowning in the shower would be non-issues. maybe someday. they're not paying the water bill at least, so yeet now, remember the showering part of showering in a bit is the big mood. ]
[there weren't any real thoughts or motives behind that smooth move, he was just like "i want to grab the leggy."
maybe he goes a little too hard with the forceful makeout session. sometimes u accidentally learn things about your boyfriend fwb through experience, and finn is about to learn that poe likes it rough. he presses into his mouth a little too hard, bites at his lip a little too hard, digs his nails in a little too hard. he sucks hard enough against the curve of finn's neck to leave a hickey -- not with the explicit intent, but just because he got a little too into it. (and maybe a little explicit intent.)
after a little bit of this, probably at the point where they remember air is real, he pulls away with a little bit of a breathless laugh. ]
[ this is vital preferences info to absorb. finn kinda got that vibe with the hip-grabbing thing earlier, but he didn't wanna assume anything. he was just like idk maybe he's really into it or it's been a while. this makes a lot of sense for poe though. 0-100 intensity, wanting to leave a mark. (finn's brain is way too busy to think about his hickey prospects, shoutout to the full metaphorical and literal leaving-a-mark experience.)
and that's good to have for the ol' vault. this is good. he can work with this. the makeout session just told him that his whole 2 idle thoughts of biting poe he's had in the past half hour of living would probably be considered above-board and very welcomed, in fact, and he's hanging onto those Realizations for the rest of quenchquest. coming soon to a shower near you. ]
Yeah.
[ that was an auto-response. he's still thinking about the makeout. what if he makes out with almost everyone in the facility just for the makeout fix, sex or no sex. it's super nice.
honestly it's like 3 full seconds of dead air over here, thoughtwise, before his brain gets through the queue to registering that poe actually asked a real question. like yeah that's nice bae it turns out you do look great wet and naked now that im getting a good look, did you want something. ]
-- right. Yeah. Hang on. I grabbed it on the way in.
[ he'll trade poe two semi-distracted Good Man pats on the shoulder for getting the leggy back. he needs it to go get the stuff that's half the reason they went to the showers in the first place. plus, you know. poe earned some Good Man pats. he put that work in. ]
[ okay fine, he gets the message and sets the leggy free. these are the sacrifices we have to make.
he'll just be hanging out here. these whole devastatingly rough couple seconds, all alone with the nice warm water streaming over them. how will he live. oh wait, he has eyeballs and can watch finn get the bath supplies. that's how he can live. god, finn is beautiful. look at that. he's still not over it. he's spent like half the morning staring at finn and he could do it for the rest of the day if not forever. ]
Look at you, planning ahead. That's smart.
[ poe only has one brain cell and he has to timeshare it with rey. finn has at least like three of his own private personal braincells, which is amazing. his one braincell is like "oh shit i can't wait for us to rub soap on each other in a sexy way." that's the entire thought as he leans back against the shower wall a little bit and continues using his eyes. ]
he's pretty sure that words like these are how poe flirts. it's nice that poe has his own style. it's also nice that poe thinks he's smart for remembering soap and shampoo. like, he's starting to think that poe does legit just think he's great?? bc you know, the whole part of the conversation earlier where poe was like "yeah i mean i'm not NOT literally in love with you" apparently wasn't the real proof idk. ]
I get that a lot. [ he gets that never. he's dumb. but it sounded like a cool thing to say.
luckily they both survive their tragic couple of seconds. finn by being lucky enough to have something to do with his hands and poe by checking out finn's ass. finn very lovingly and tenderly plonks a bar of soap into poe's hand. one of his three braincells is personally dedicated to thinking about how good poe is at making out. i can't believe he'll carry the curse of being horny on main through his whole zhautas run. ]
[ poe's flirting style (at least, for finn) is piling on endless not really necessary compliments about basic things. finn's praise kink will never go hungry and that's the truth.
as he's staring and checking finn out, his eyes take a moment to register the scar on his back like "oh yeah. that's a thing that happened. remember the time your not-boyfriend got ripped in half and almost died?? ? ?" it takes him out of things for a second. he hasn't spent much time looking at it, i.e. grappling with the reality of a thing that happened and going "ah yes that's why kylo ren is garbage, having nice hair and kind of saving my life once doesn't count."
and now there's soap in his hand. wow. soap. good distraction. time to put this bad boy to use. running down the curves of finn's body with soap is a great excuse to just get his hands all over him in general. ]
It's not like showers in the barracks, right? [ he laughs at his own dumb self. finn never has to know about the time he felt a thing. ]
[ poe feels a thing and takes the first opportunity to not think about it anymore: living the star wars lifestyle. he absolutely has effective finn flirting down though. maybe all the stormpilot fics where poe is super smooth all the time and smells like christmas spice cookies are from finn's heavily biased POV.
poe is like "you're a good handsome person" and finn is here like oh h my god. ]
Not like they're hard to beat. [ in order to really play it cool you have to actually be able to sound like this isn't nice. that's a life hack for the future, finn.
he helpfully pushes poe's wet hair back off of his forehead at the nearest opportunity. ]
I get to do you too, right?
[ like poe's gonna say no thanks??? i'm fucking off to a different stall now??? come to zhautas for the kinky, raunchy nsfw action, like carefully washing the sort-of bae who is one of the top best and most important people in your entire life. the gentleness novelty Never Wears Off 2k18. ]
[ that sounds right. he's put a lot of skill points into charming finn, so that even when he rolls at 4 cha it still ends up being a 20. he has a very limited amount of game and it's all on reserve for finn.
when finn asks, he presses the soap into his hand. your turn fam. definitely no escaping from this shower stall today. or, well, at least for the duration of this shower. he presses a kiss against his lips, too. ]
I'd love for you to do me.
[ you see what he did there. he knows what he did there, judging by how he pulls back just enough to grin. ]
[ love comes in all forms. even pruny shower form. what will finn do trapped in the stall with a man played by oscar isaac. man. the suffering.
he's not vindictive enough to get soap in poe's eyes over this. he still sees that grin and raises it a ಠ_ಠ before he gets to work on the Doing they're talking about. a good old fashioned soap-down. ]
Good. Too late to say otherwise.
[ being around poe is always easy. it's nice to get to do it when there's like. actual time and neither of them is about to almost die. he's gonna just have a good time with someone he thinks is great and leave the rest for another day. poe being poe yeeted any worst-case scenario agonizing and overthinking and worrying about making things weird right out of the atmosphere. finn can be overdramatic at 3am like god intended.
this is some no holds barred, careful, dare i say reverent poe-washing. full throttle gay. finn is at least partly legit honored to get to do some indulgent sexy washing. and it sure doesn't hurt to get to get real hands-on in the process. i can't believe the butt touch is unlocked. ]
[ poe exists on the same wavelength. everything is easy with finn. even when he says or does something stupid (which is frequently), he never actually feels like he biffed it that hard. finn is like falling off a cliff but there's five million pillows at the bottom. he can be the most himself (i.e.: the most stupid) and it never really comes back to get him.
anyway finn provides a great washing experience, 10/10 would be rubbed with a bar of soap again. would have his ass grabbed again. it's amazing that finn gets all that done while poe has to restrain himself from putting his hands all over finn and being a Distraction. he kind of settles for placing his hands on finn's shoulders for the duration of it, as movement allows. that way he can multitask touching and becoming clean. revolutionary.
there's a whole other step to showering and it involves hair, but watch poe forget as one hand
slowly
makes its way
down
to grab the d. one good hand job deserves another, right? it's been like ten minutes, right? this all seems mentally sound to poe dameron, owner of one braincell. ]
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there are floor grips and even sex bars. rey and kylo pioneered ahead to make those discoveries. maybe they're still over there making those discoveries right now. ]
There's gotta be laundry around here, right? Or some other clothes. If we're gonna be here a long time, they can't expect us to wear the same thing over and over.
[ he was going to say more (maybe something about boning in the laundry room next and just going on a facility tour of barely private locales), but it all sort of fizzles away when he realizes finn is Looking at him. he doesn't have a single clue what's going on in his head, but he knows that it's a soft look and that maybe it means something.
so he looks back. he doesn't want to say anything to ruin the moment, and maybe if he looks long enough he can figure out why finn is looking at him like that. or maybe he can just appreciate finn. he loves him so much. he's salty and soft and good and kind of messy and poe doesn't know how he can be all those things at once somehow, but he truly appreciates it.
so he participates in the handholding. as much as he can until it's time to get up. at which point he has to slowly run through the getting ready to leave this room process in his head. zipping his pants back up, and then ... shirts. yes. shirts. he looks around for the shirts. ]
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finn spends this whole staring contest like i take a lot of comfort in the fact that we already admitted we don't know what we're doing but i wonder if there's a relationship pamphlet i can read and decide sounds dumb, and poe is like idk what the fuck he's doing but i love him and bb-8 is gonna be the best man at our wedding. they're productive.
i'm glad poe is looking for the shirts bc finn only really knows the direction he threw poe's in. poe yeeted his with the speed and precision of a cobra. having to think is a dumb and necessary evil. ]
Do we need shoes if we go anywhere else? I mean-- there weren't regulations about footwear, right? [ if there was and it was on that dumb super long detailed sit-down test, he missed it. ] I don't think there are regulations.
[ he's hoping to let all the sand drain out of those boots for the day. rip peggy carter, died kinda like jasmine almost did in jafar's big hourglass that one time bc she got assigned to be finn's roomie. finn is tasting true freedom and true freedom is not necessarily having to wear boots. ]
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it's fine. he grabs a shirt, but since they're both his shirts, he doesn't really remember which one was his and which one was finn's. literally that trope. instead of thinking too hard about it, he just throws the mystery shirt towards finn before looking for the next one. ]
I don't think so.
[ like, honestly. again. he's on to quin's ulterior motives and he's like "quin would probably like it if we didn't wear any clothes ever." just went full sandshark. no thanks. ]
[ it does occur to him, however-- ] Just watch where you step. I almost got stuck in some stuff yesterday.
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a firm no to the sex island also being a nudist colony right now. people have to ease into that. a lot of folks aren't used to communal nakedness. ]
Stuff?
[ if that sounds a little muffled it's bc it is. he's halfway through the re-shirtening. ]
Serious stuff or puddle you don't wanna think about stuff?
[ he's done sanitation rotations okay, in a big place like this it's all valid. ]
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here's the other shirt that belongs to him and may or may not have been the one he was wearing earlier. as he yanks it on over his head, he considers the question. "stuff" did leave a lot open to interpretation, huh. especially considering where they were and what the wide variety of already established "stuff" could mean. ]
First it was a black smudge of nothing, then all of a sudden it was this goo crawling up my leg trying to eat me.
[ he's pretty sure that's what that was happening. ]
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i'm not sure what i expected. love, finn. ]
Right. Of course they have something like that. It's not like they're supposed to be professionals who can control their own facility.
[ quick get the smudge in here maybe salt dissolves it. after the food drugging ordeal last night he really doesn't have a benefit of the doubt to give to thinking deadly goo is just chilling in the halls on purpose. ]
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It was in the under construction area. I was sneaking around, trying to see if there was something they weren't telling us. You think that counts?
[ he's like man i would love to give this the full conspiracy theory galaxy brain treatment and pull out my chart ... but it's also killing the mood a little bit. he can try to shelve it for now. save the chart for later. quenchquest is way more important.
on that note, he checks his pockets before they leave to make sure he's got some of the free lube that was being handed out earlier on his person. he didn't go full breadstick lady on that shit for nothing. ]
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after quenchquest.
so if anything i'm sure zenith is proud of them for holding off on that one.
he pulls a face, though. absorbs the facts of the reality of the situation as poe says it happened. ]
I think it doesn't make sense to have something like that in a construction area. So maybe. [ he gives his shirt aka poe's shirt a couple of tugs in the name of looking. presentable-ish. as much as he can. ] But you were somewhere off-limits.
[ can't exactly run that one by management idk. time to hit that door YEET. a gentlemanly, door-holding yeet. 10/10 guard duty performance, spyder. ]
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[ maybe he can sneak the goo into a public area and get attention that way. that sounds like some fuckery that he ... will put on the to-do list and not think about anymore because there are more important things directly in front of him.
like exiting this room. spyder was keeping guard as ordered. he beeps and does a lil circle around both of them to say hello. ]
Hey, buddy. Good job. [ he bends down to pet him like a dog because of course he does.] Spyder, go inside, okay?
[ he does his compliance beep and rolls back inside. a beautiful angel. poe closes the door behind him.
now that he's standing and fully clothed, he can really grasp just how unclean he feels. yikes. ]
Anyway. Showers.
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we can all try to pretend that poe's 100% sincere love and appreciation for the droids in his life isn't charming, but why go to all the trouble of pretending. it's charming as hell. he's cute and he possibly knows it and that's dangerous. ]
Showers. [ hit 👏 him 👏 with 👏 that 👏 hygiene 👏 fam. there he go. in the showers direction. bc being gross is gross. i can't believe finn is gonna work overtime learning to suck dicks so he can avoid getting too gross. he's gonna clean up and learn a lesson about thinking before banging (the second part is a lie and he will forget all about it before this day is even over).
also tbh he's super into getting to see poe naked outside of like. "oh no they're hot feat. i also know people be naked sometimes in communal showers and that's just part of livin tho" context? he has a pass for hands-on boning down. it steps up the entire experience. like, oh Yes he's hot and i'm allowed to touch the butt. or something. ]
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as soon as they're in the showers, he zooms to the nearest vacant stall (with finn still in tow) and starts stripping down. 95% i can't wait to get naked with finn and get up to some foolishness, 5% maybe if i go real fast i can preserve the integrity of my/our clothes. just kidding, he's not thinking of that at all. it's 100% foolishness.
i hope someone left some product in the stall or that finn possesses a tiny lil rice grain of foresight to grab something (soap. shampoo. literally anything) from the entrance to the showers, because poe does not. ]
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welcome to standard-issue soap and shampoo town. he's putting them on the shelf or the caddy that hangs from the showerhead or whatever. boom. done. nailed it for 3 points.
the integrity of the clothes thing is way out the window though yeah. clothes are a mere obstacle in the way of a greater goal, and the greater goal is directly related to poe's nakedness. he makes pretty quick work of his half of their new capsule wardrobe, too. in the interest of fairness and no having to think about getting undressed while he's admiring the Artwork. as a huge nerd, he does probably fold them. that's his prerogative. ]
This is a good look for you. [ he's flirting. leave him alone. ] Not that I've seen you look bad yet.
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he laughs, still grinning. his conspiracy theory galaxy brain comments about how quin wants them all to be naked are trapped in a closet with the door duct taped shut. let him have just!! five seconds!!! for foolishness!! or realistically the rest of the day maybe. ]
Yeah? You, too. [ he goes in for a kiss. just sort of grabs him by the neck and pulls him in against his mouth. ] C'mon, bet we'd look better under water.
[according to what? physics? science? it doesn't really matter because poe is pulling him into the stall now. all this manhandling. ]
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he accepts these manhandlings with broad amusement. enthusiasm is cool and no one can say otherwise. it's good to see poe laugh, which finn hasn't gotten to really see before this whole sex island thing kicked off? war is hell etc. mostly finn wants to grab poe by the face and kiss him again and poe raises a valid point that he can easily do that in the stall. save on time. which he does.
it's like getting the last word in an argument, only basically better and way less stressful and he can do it really quick before he reaches for the faucets. finn is livin the dream. ]
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the water rushes over them, but it's a secondary sensation to finn's hands against his face. he backs him up against the shower stall wall, then hikes his leg up around his waist with one hand. since the showers got the floor mats and sex bars and whole shebang, he's not worried about the slip hazard. (i say this like he would have had the foresight to think about the slip hazard in the first place.) nope, he's just 100 percent yeet right now. ]
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even more and better enterprising: this positioning. finn can contribute some leg muscle power to keeping that going. it's leg day now. he'll let it be leg day for the extended naked and pressed against each other experience, which is like the galaxy dude level of contact. there's knowing you're gonna be naked and showering together and probably banging it out and then there's the part where you're making out against the stall wall to bring everything into sharp reality.
finn is thriving. all the thirsts are being watered. this is the good shit.
he's going in for some good, forceful makeout action up to the point where he has to be like "hm idk i guess we have lungs". if he had his way oxygen and the art of not accidentally drowning in the shower would be non-issues. maybe someday. they're not paying the water bill at least, so yeet now, remember the showering part of showering in a bit is the big mood. ]
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maybe he goes a little too hard with the forceful makeout session. sometimes u accidentally learn things about your
boyfriendfwb through experience, and finn is about to learn that poe likes it rough. he presses into his mouth a little too hard, bites at his lip a little too hard, digs his nails in a little too hard. he sucks hard enough against the curve of finn's neck to leave a hickey -- not with the explicit intent, but just because he got a little too into it. (and maybe a little explicit intent.)after a little bit of this, probably at the point where they remember air is real, he pulls away with a little bit of a breathless laugh. ]
Don't showers have soap or something?
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and that's good to have for the ol' vault. this is good. he can work with this. the makeout session just told him that his whole 2 idle thoughts of biting poe he's had in the past half hour of living would probably be considered above-board and very welcomed, in fact, and he's hanging onto those Realizations for the rest of quenchquest. coming soon to a shower near you. ]
Yeah.
[ that was an auto-response. he's still thinking about the makeout. what if he makes out with almost everyone in the facility just for the makeout fix, sex or no sex. it's super nice.
honestly it's like 3 full seconds of dead air over here, thoughtwise, before his brain gets through the queue to registering that poe actually asked a real question. like yeah that's nice bae it turns out you do look great wet and naked now that im getting a good look, did you want something. ]
-- right. Yeah. Hang on. I grabbed it on the way in.
[ he'll trade poe two semi-distracted Good Man pats on the shoulder for getting the leggy back. he needs it to go get the stuff that's half the reason they went to the showers in the first place. plus, you know. poe earned some Good Man pats. he put that work in. ]
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he'll just be hanging out here. these whole devastatingly rough couple seconds, all alone with the nice warm water streaming over them. how will he live. oh wait, he has eyeballs and can watch finn get the bath supplies. that's how he can live. god, finn is beautiful. look at that. he's still not over it. he's spent like half the morning staring at finn and he could do it for the rest of the day if not forever. ]
Look at you, planning ahead. That's smart.
[ poe only has one brain cell and he has to timeshare it with rey. finn has at least like three of his own private personal braincells, which is amazing. his one braincell is like "oh shit i can't wait for us to rub soap on each other in a sexy way." that's the entire thought as he leans back against the shower wall a little bit and continues using his eyes. ]
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he's pretty sure that words like these are how poe flirts. it's nice that poe has his own style. it's also nice that poe thinks he's smart for remembering soap and shampoo. like, he's starting to think that poe does legit just think he's great?? bc you know, the whole part of the conversation earlier where poe was like "yeah i mean i'm not NOT literally in love with you" apparently wasn't the real proof idk. ]
I get that a lot. [ he gets that never. he's dumb. but it sounded like a cool thing to say.
luckily they both survive their tragic couple of seconds. finn by being lucky enough to have something to do with his hands and poe by checking out finn's ass. finn very lovingly and tenderly plonks a bar of soap into poe's hand. one of his three braincells is personally dedicated to thinking about how good poe is at making out. i can't believe he'll carry the curse of being horny on main through his whole zhautas run. ]
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[ poe's flirting style (at least, for finn) is piling on endless not really necessary compliments about basic things. finn's praise kink will never go hungry and that's the truth.
as he's staring and checking finn out, his eyes take a moment to register the scar on his back like "oh yeah. that's a thing that happened. remember the time your not-boyfriend got ripped in half and almost died?? ? ?" it takes him out of things for a second. he hasn't spent much time looking at it, i.e. grappling with the reality of a thing that happened and going "ah yes that's why kylo ren is garbage, having nice hair and kind of saving my life once doesn't count."
and now there's soap in his hand. wow. soap. good distraction. time to put this bad boy to use. running down the curves of finn's body with soap is a great excuse to just get his hands all over him in general. ]
It's not like showers in the barracks, right? [ he laughs at his own dumb self. finn never has to know about the time he felt a thing. ]
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poe is like "you're a good handsome person" and finn is here like oh h my god. ]
Not like they're hard to beat. [ in order to really play it cool you have to actually be able to sound like this isn't nice. that's a life hack for the future, finn.
he helpfully pushes poe's wet hair back off of his forehead at the nearest opportunity. ]
I get to do you too, right?
[ like poe's gonna say no thanks??? i'm fucking off to a different stall now??? come to zhautas for the kinky, raunchy nsfw action, like carefully washing the sort-of bae who is one of the top best and most important people in your entire life. the gentleness novelty Never Wears Off 2k18. ]
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when finn asks, he presses the soap into his hand. your turn fam. definitely no escaping from this shower stall today. or, well, at least for the duration of this shower. he presses a kiss against his lips, too. ]
I'd love for you to do me.
[ you see what he did there. he knows what he did there, judging by how he pulls back just enough to grin. ]
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he's not vindictive enough to get soap in poe's eyes over this. he still sees that grin and raises it a ಠ_ಠ before he gets to work on the Doing they're talking about. a good old fashioned soap-down. ]
Good. Too late to say otherwise.
[ being around poe is always easy. it's nice to get to do it when there's like. actual time and neither of them is about to almost die. he's gonna just have a good time with someone he thinks is great and leave the rest for another day. poe being poe yeeted any worst-case scenario agonizing and overthinking and worrying about making things weird right out of the atmosphere. finn can be overdramatic at 3am like god intended.
this is some no holds barred, careful, dare i say reverent poe-washing. full throttle gay. finn is at least partly legit honored to get to do some indulgent sexy washing. and it sure doesn't hurt to get to get real hands-on in the process. i can't believe the butt touch is unlocked. ]
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anyway finn provides a great washing experience, 10/10 would be rubbed with a bar of soap again. would have his ass grabbed again. it's amazing that finn gets all that done while poe has to restrain himself from putting his hands all over finn and being a Distraction. he kind of settles for placing his hands on finn's shoulders for the duration of it, as movement allows. that way he can multitask touching and becoming clean. revolutionary.
there's a whole other step to showering and it involves hair, but watch poe forget as one hand
slowly
makes its way
down
to grab the d. one good hand job deserves another, right? it's been like ten minutes, right? this all seems mentally sound to poe dameron, owner of one braincell. ]
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