[ there's something to be said for poe taking that moment to be extra gay and sappy. the thing to be said is mostly that he's gay and sappy and looking way too self-satisfied. honestly.
finn thinks his future probabilities are divided up into either getting used to the stupid grin or poe cutting back on stupid grins, and he knows which one is safer to put his money on.
he's what the kids call a potent combo of excited and nervous. he went full hermione granger with the educational materials and that was pretty great to get a feel for anything that wasn't Super Basic. pamphlets can't prepare you for the irl experience. and scoob we're gonna swooce right in there. the couch couldn't stop us. gonna see what happens and make some choices on the fly, basically, bc the mood of the morning is to have something happen in life that's nice and not life-threatening and not super weird.
and poe is nice, and they're not getting shot at, and they had a conversation about the weirdness that means finn can put it on the back burner to think about some other time.
so right now he's thinking he agrees. shirts are dumb and get in the way. this is obviously a sacrifice worth making for the greater good. his plan is to also get poe's shirt out of the way for Equality, but the first step is getting his hands under it, and then he's kinda like "! Y E E T" once he gets to step one. no shirt is powerful enough to stop him because the hands-on experience is wild.
give him like five seconds. you know to really make sure step one is underway. thoroughly. what if he touches people forever, that sounds viable. ]
[ he's still like go go go yeet x 1000 about getting this shirt off, but then finn decides he wants to turn this into a shirt removal competition. he'll let him have it. a: finn deserves everything, and b: he gave him the jacket off his back (and the rest of his wardrobe, why not let him remove some of it. all of it. whatever.
but then when finn's hand gets under his own and just dead-ass stops, he also stops and tilts his head a little bit. second one passes with "what is he doing?" and then second two is "oh he's taking a free sample."
the stupid grin's back at it again. (like he ever truly stopped.) there's a slight eyebrow raise, too. ]
There's more where that came from if you get the shirt off.
[ poe's noble loss of the shirt race was almost in vain. i'd like to say finn is embarrassed but he's also kinda like whatever we already forgot to account for gravity earlier.
...
so you know. mildly offended by poe's audacity for calling him out. which is like an eggshell-thin step away from being a little embarrassed. even though his hands walked him right into that one and it was very clearly labeled dead dove do not eat. ]
Is that just friendly advice? [ gosh honestly!! cutting into his skin appreciation moment by helping him remember his plan to stop having to deal with clothes!
the wonder is not ruined because it's very concept-based, but finn will still obligingly get poe's shirt out of this equation now. for medical science.
it's literally better this way. shirts are dumb again. ]
[ again: is there really any room for embarrassment after couchgate 2k18. that was poe's smooth move and he's clearly over it. he's a wobbling weeble about shame though, so maybe that's just him.
also: why do the ones you love exist if not for exclusive roasting privileges. ]
Little more than friendly.
[ once his own shirt is off, he will get back to what he was doing and return the favor. just fling that mofo off like he's in a competition for fastest shirt removal (that he clearly already won.) at which point he too can appreciate the fruits of his labors. like, damn, okay. is every day core and arm day in the stormtrooper finishing school for boys?? what a snacc. his master plan is to work his way down to the pants, but first he's going to slowly take his time sort of groping down finn's sides. this is why hands exist. ]
[ all very valid points. especially the part about the roasting.
counterpoint: hands actually exist so that finn can upgrade from free sample to the full serving size. because he has aims to take full advantage of this chance. look. his meaningful human contact experience is limited to some hand grabbing, maybe like 4 fully clothed hugs, that time rose kissed him, and that time rey got thrown into a tree and he grabbed her entire head.
finn is thirsty and he's thriving rn. future dates ended with regular poe, now taking off poe's clothes and feeling him up is finn's romantic interest. future jungle search and rescue mission who? life problems who?? he doesn't know them. BETTER STUFF TO DO, HOT DUDE ALERT. ]
[ sometimes you just gotta bang all your anger about the lack of rescue group (yet) away. this is fine. this is a great coping skill. also, he had a lot of thirst so it's actually a highly effective coping skill. feeling finn is great, being felt up is great. it's an amazing reciprocal process. what is: being alive.
he's torn between continuing making out and not, because making out would mean not getting to enjoy the view. not to say that he doesn't enjoy the view of finn's pores, but he could see that without shirtlessness.
they take the scenic route, but eventually his hands make it to finn's pants. he immediately gets to business with unbuttoning and pulling down that whole situation. to take them all the way off would make him have to like ... get off finn and move around though, so he doesn't make it 100% through the process. ]
[ finn is distinctly aware of poe's struggle with the pants. partly because it's hard to miss anyone trying to make your pants a non-issue in pretty much any life situation, let alone a sexy one. partly because not being 100% through the pants removal process feels weird for the person with partially-off pants.
the scenic route bypassing making out, even temporarily, has been pretty chill with him for the most part. at this juncture he's kinda like you know what hold my beer tho. he's gonna just try to reel poe in here in for a Quick Smooch. his god given right.
and then casually take a side trip to the front of poe's pants. ]
Maybe next time we lose the clothes first thing.
[ finn doesn't go ham on the buttons just yet, but he's enjoying his stay here. hooking a thumb into poe's waistband. i'd say purely for leverage but 👀 👀 👀 i'd be lying.
free the d 2k18 has a precursor and it's writing a friendly letter to the d while it's still wrongfully imprisoned. possibly even before the prison life has fully transformed it into...... a hardened criminal. it's straight-up sexting the d. because finn is an opportunist when he wants to be and copping a feel waits for no man. he'd feel kinda weird just copying poe move for move again anyway so like yeet?? he doesn't know, this made great sense when he was thinking about it. slytherin finn exhibit a: for ambition. also a: for a dumbass.
it's real time strategy. he's ahead of the curve. he's........ not really sure how they can achieve nakedness without having to move to get rid of the clothes tbh. he's drafting his "give me 5 seconds" proposal. ]
[ first of all, he'll take that kiss thank you. what a precious gift. ]
Yeah … yeah, you're right. That would've been smart.
[ once again: with finn and poe's powers combined, they have a whole piece of dust from under the couch's worth of foresight.
those were some real smart mouth words, brought to you by why??? is finn just casually groping him through his pants??? he'd be okay with the copycat thing, honestly. if finn is going to learn he's clearly going to learn from the best. (who decided poe was the best? he did. he put it to a vote. with himself.)
he had a Plan. he totally had a plan. there was a whole chart for how he was going to go about quenchquest 2k18 (that he made like five minutes ago) and now it's in the garbage because he did not anticipate this countermove. he kind of grinds into finn's hand because it's Nice but also he was about to grab the d and he doesn't know how to multitask. one hand digs into finn's hip while he's doing that. this is that hand that could be grabbing the d right now. maybe it'll leave a mark instead.
[ look he's trying to live his best life. his best, half a dust bunny life. how many times in his life will he get to grope poe through his pants???? probably a ton. how many times can he do that for the first time. that's truly a special moment. if he knew quenchquest had a whole flowchart already he probably would have saved the heavy petting for seven minutes in heaven.
right now finn kinda just likes that he could do a thing and get a nice reaction tbh. poe is really handsome when he's distracted. it's uncalled for, but worth watching in motion. finn is into that in a big way. so he lets this happen for a little while. he's got no issues with that. remind him to thank poe for this quality image later.
then he'll proceed to phase 2 of his own plan he's making up on the fly, which is the part where he does in fact get these pants open like a big copycat. jailbreaks are like his specialty even metaphorically, wow.
thirst may torture, but it isn't gonna kill anybody on their watch today. ]
[ "for a little while" is long enough to get him hard, no question. how is he supposed to plan like this. not that he's complaining -- there is absolutely no room for complaint here on this bed -- but damn. how the turn tables.
he knows the next step should definitely be moving at least a little bit so he can shimmy out of his pants like a snake shedding its skin. also so finn can get out of his own pants. another joint effort prison break. (mood: when that's kind of Your Thing as a couple.) BUT. but. if he does that, finn's hand will be farther away. and that's a whole separate problem.
so at this point, all his cute lil smartass comments are on hold for ]
Keep going. You can keep going.
[ poe less than 24 hours ago: i am triggered by handjobs poe as of like five seconds ago: i lied ]
[ the poe status update: still handsome. has not opted to smack finn's hand away, which a whole entire brain cell was devoted to worrying about for no legitimately-based reason.
finn is feeling successful and encouraged in this chili's tonight, and he is looking extremely Pleased. this is a nice time okay. and he hasn't fucked it up. THRIVING. revolutionary. enjoying the simple things in life. ]
Yeah?
[ the power of healing handjobs. emotional connections are beautiful.
poe doesn't actually have to make the mouth words to tell him twice. finn is down to grab the dick and give it the old college try. it's probably a little on the slow side of the old college try. more like the get a feel for it on the fly and enjoy getting a feel for it in the meantime college try. ]
[ he makes those mouth words anyway, although it's unclear whether he means yeah in the sense of "OF COURSE YEAH YOU DUMBO" or just as a general positive exclamation. words are stupid anyway. who needs words.
the scenic route of the college try is fine. poe is the butterfly pigeon meme, holding his hand out to "when bae takes a really long time to jerk you off" and asking "is this edging?" sometimes you learn kinks you didn't even know you had. zenith is a journey of self-discovery for everyone.
in other news — one hand is digging into the bed and the other is digging into finn as if he were an inanimate object like said bed. but he's not really thinking of that (or anything). he thrusts into finn's hand to help him on his mission, breathing hard and starting to sweat. his dick is like WOW DUDE COME ON WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG and the five percent of his brain that's still on is like "get this ... what if it took ... a little longer." there's instant gratification and there's riding a good thing out. sometimes you have to make those tough choices. ]
[ the star wars need to sit down with different color highlighters and a kink dictionary once a week to just keep track of what they're into. ic kink lists.
finn is 90% it's not a kink to be really into watching poe come apart a little as much as it's just a thing that generally makes getting down to clown with a person a better experience. he takes the thrusting as a hint to pick up the pace a little, which is doable, especially if poe likes things a little faster. he's not exactly kicking into turbodrive, though. damn if he's not super into this right now specifically. the full picture.
he probably will be into edging in the future smdh.
and okay he's starting to think his hip's gonna bruise, and he thinks he's gonna know how into that he is later. like if nothing else it is flattering in terms of meaning poe digs this action so far.
it helps him upgrade to galaxy brain though, because finn remembers he Has Two Hands? he can jerk poe off with one hand and put his other hand.... on poe's hand. he's like best case scenario it's nice and it keeps me from getting a big ol bruise, worst case scenario it's still nice and doesn't help me avoid the bruise. therefore there's no reason not to hold that gd hand. there's thumb-smoothing and everything, now we're REALLY gettin nsfw in here wow. ]
[ that actually takes poe out of it for half a second like "wait, what??? gentle hand holding...??? ?? ? sort of?" but you know what, he knows finn as a person. he knows what his number one kink is, and multiple dreams deserve to come true today. he stops gripping so hard for like, a second. he's like mm or maybe this is a signal that i'm being too Rough.
and then he immediately forgets that idea because he can no longer fight the good fight. the edging fight??? i guess. before he climaxes, he has one final thought that's something like "ROOMMATE COURTESY!!!" even though he doesn't really have any control of the situation. that's why, instead of sexy talk or at least finn's name, finn earns a ]
Not on the bed!
[ which kind of turns into a moan at the end so who knows how much sense that actually ends up making. but he earns that congratulatory confetti going everywhere. (jizz. the confetti is jizz.) he's all seizing up and shuddering until he get spent with it and collapses against finn. he also finally lets go of his hip. maybe he'll let gentle actualy handholding happen. he's not ... not going to. ]
[ this is a wild ride from start to incredibly obvious finish. because yeah, by the time the not on the bed movement of 2k18 ends, it's way too late. the jizz is back and better than ever. finn can't say he doesn't enjoy watching this in motion. poe is hot. this was the whole dream.
to follow is the weirdest combo of comfortable and uncomfortable he's ever experienced. like on one hand, his hip is free. skin-on-skin contact percentages just went up in a big way, that's great. he can get his gentle handholding in and maybe even upgrade it to back rubbing. plus poe didn't exactly seem to be hating this life experience and finn likes being satisfied about Doing Good.
on the other hand, neither of them has their pants all the way off and that's still kinda weird. poe just came all over the place and now he's kinda collapsed right into a share-the-burden of the mess situation. and finn is very hard, and trying to figure out if the extra pressure is a welcome addition or if he's in dick limbo. ]
Didn't really think that one through, either.
[ they're like 0 for 2 in the planning except for the part where they knew they wanted to gun it immediately. finn's not super bothered about the roommate courtesy thing because. it's not his room, basically. so at least in this regard he's sounding pretty chill for once. yolo.
he ends up fidgeting a little. it doesn't help his philosophical boner quest. ]
[ well, he's not going to lose sleep about it. he tried. and laundry probably exists around here. whatever. he lets himself take a moment to ... well, enjoy the moment. he's really, truly, sincerely not thinking about anything. "mm ... thinking" indeed. finn is rubbing his back. maybe there's handholding. sure there's jizz on their pants and on the bed and on the rest of them but it's like, warm right now. for now. literally for maybe a couple minutes.
and finn is hard against him. thoughts come back online for that realization. instead of the tried and true nap move, he gets keyed up. he knows one (1) great trick you wouldn't believe and he wants to share it with the world. or maybe not the world. just finn (and the rest of the male population here??? ??). but definitely finn. and besides, he just came and he doesn't know how long it's going to take to recharge the battery in his penis.
he's just gonna go for it. full on yeet. he shifts his way down (spreading more bodily fluids around but what are you gonna do) until his head is more or less between finn's legs. out of courtesy (or sexy talk), he will offer: ]
We're not gonna worry about that this time around. Just come in my mouth. Okay?
[ like he's gonna say no, i'd prefer to mix my jizz with yours. ?? whatever. he's going for it. doesn't even really wait for agreement before going for the head. licking it a little, letting the hype set in. if finn has complaints, he is still theoretically able to voice them. ]
[ "mm ... thinking" what an absolute legend. finn doesn't laugh exactly, but there is a huff of 100% real amusement. he loves everything about who poe chooses to be as a person rn and it's a whole separate entity from the lowkey, takin it easy romantic vibe.
anyway complaints whomst??? he doesn't know her. i mean maybe in (realistically) a couple of minutes when there's blood in his brain again and he really takes stock of the bodily fluids situation. maybe. but that's then. right now the hype is real. he had thoughts that were making words and now it's looking like a boggle tournament in there. welcome back to gasp town, population one, where jizz on the bed doesn't matter as much as maybe grabbing the blanket.
finn counts that as sexy talk. for the record. courtesy is great. also no one has ever said he could come in their general vicinity before, let alone in their mouth after a bj. so i mean. this is valid. he rescrambles enough of the boggle letters to belatedly form: ]
[ hell yeah. poe is ready to take this show on the road. or, uh, in his mouth. whatever. he's kind of slow about it. the scenic route is a two-way road. and it takes some time to get a feel for a whole thing. tongue caressing. it's a process. one of his hands snakes between finn and the bed (and kind of has to navigate around pants — why didn't they stop to get their pants all the way off???? oh right. thinking. or the total lack thereof) and grabs his ass. is he trying to maintain some directional control of the situation or did he just want to grab that ass? why not both.
background thoughts while this is happening: he's highly aware that his roommate could decide to drop in at any moment. spyder could give the emergency beep and they'd have ??? amount of time to wrap it up. there's a kind of thrill in that. instead of being like "oh no", his lizard brain is like "wouldn't it be awesome if koujaku came back to take a nap and found me with finn's dick in my mouth." good job, lizard brain.
meanwhile, in reality, there's spit everywhere. he stops with the tongue action when his objective clearly becomes "get the whole thing in here." once he's barely towards the back of his throat, he engages the swallowing muscles.
i don't know why all this is happening when finn is probably gonna blow his load in like two seconds anyway, but today we're learning about edging. ]
[ the fact that poe is going so 100 emoji even though god and everyone knows finn would blow his load asap from even the most low-effort bullshit like he was having a religious experience is a sign that poe cares. or that he still wants to show off. possibly both. but regardless, he's still the 100 emoji and finn is appreciative. we've got head falling back action. we've got the twitchy fingers and sharp inhales. we've got, dare i say, some toe-curling.
he didn't know getting deep-throated by a beautiful man was on his bucket list until poe yeeted in there and checked it off. i'd like to think finn now truly understands what he'd be missing if he'd gotten to drive into the big cannon. yeah friends and loved ones and restoring hope and blah blah blah, but consider: sex and basic human intimacies. finn probably doesn't truly understand what he'd be missing bc he won't think about it.
anyway yeah this 100% doesn't last long. poe simply doesn't get a lot of showcasing time. the perils of virgins who only just learned to drive skimmers and escape pods.
finn is still a polite(source?) dude, so he gets out a courtesy "poe" first. using the whole entire one brain cell that's not getting lit or basically going is this allowed, before he becomes functionally useless for a bit. i was like im gonna just do that in the brackets so i don't have to click outside of the brackets to type it. ]
[ it's true. deep throat is like the fine china of blowjobs and poe was saving it to lay out like he was expecting a galactic senator over for dinner. (he's showing off, yes.) and even though he can't see finn's appreciativeness due to being balls deep in ... balls, he can hear the spikes in his breathing that let him know he's doing a good job. he's feeling that power rush, which is his own personal bread and butter.
poe also super 1000 percent appreciates hearing his name like that, even more-so than the sharp breathing. he swallows a couple more times when the semen is incoming. "the best part of waking up is having throat muscles clench around your dick" - folgers coffee, 2018. that is the truth and he knows it.
he wishes refractory periods weren't real because every part of him except the part the matters most is on fire and ready for round two. well ... the two parts that matter most. his throat feels like it's on fire in the not sexy way as he pulls out. spit is still all over his face. a true vision to behold. ]
Good, right?
[ a slightly hoarse question asked with all the confidence of a person who already knows it was good and just wants the vocal confirmation. ]
[ patently unfair. a whole entire unfair process. holy shit. how dare poe ask him a question that involves words. how dare he still look handsome with a spitty face. valid questions that demand answers. sort of. not really. finn would have to care about demanding answers to those questions right now, and right now he super doesn't care about demanding those answers.
he's busy wondering if his bones have vanished. this is maybe the most physically relaxed he's ever been while still conscious. which is wild bc he can still feel his heart racing and he's still gotta catch his breath and he's only just now remembering to let the blanket return to the wild. his brain's like you know what take a minute or two, get back to the anxiety and stuff after. ]
Very. [ he would not could not tell a lie at this moment in time. he'll feed poe's praise kink. poe can hold onto it for later. ] You could be back up here by now, though. Plenty of space.
[ sometimes you want to either get the cuddle in or make out some more before you go from 'bless this mess' to being unable to bless the mess and having to take some cleanup steps. it's such a narrow window. ]
[ he slides his way back up. maybe literally slides a little bit because his jizz is still present at this party, slowly wearing out its welcome. it's fine for now, though. he can't be bothered by literally anything. so here he be, pressed against finn on one side, hand splayed over his chest.
now that he is in fact back up next to finn, he can appreciate the view. stare lovingly at his handiwork. finn looking more relaxed than he has ever seen him in his entire life, trying to remember how to breathe. what a sense of accomplishment. he presses his nose against the side of his face before kissing near the jawline. (his mouth and chin are still covered in spit; this is the ambience he's going for i guess.)
he kind of wants to say something, but all the things he can think of to say are dramatically romantic and deserve an immediate shelving. not today no sir. not after he just put the word love in a glass box that says break in case of emergency. ]
We could do more. In a while. [ he nips at finn's jawline. ] If you want. Dunno how long we'll have the room, though.
[ it's hard to really get to commit to a full-blast quenchquest when everyone lives in lil shared dorms and privacy isn't real. everywhere is a potential walk-in waiting to happen. and like 99% of the time that probably doesn't actually lead to threesomes either. i truly feel for poe. i can't believe zhautas is just a bunch of people trying to find ways to get their bang on discreetly when they all live on top of each other. there should be bingo cards for locations.
the cuddling part is really nice, though. nice is a big deal. poe is a niceness ocean and finn is the infinite sponge. ]
I'd want to. If we end up having time. [ he just got laid for the first time fam, now begins the phase in life where he realizes he has a libido and the freedom to act on it. and pretty much nothing better to do with his life bc the mission hasn't been assigned yet. poe could be like "do you wanna just see how many times we can do it before dinner" and finn would be like "yeah sure" with no questions asked.
he turns his head to look at poe. possibly a little bit cross-eyed bc poe is Right There. they're an elegant couple, i think. ] We're gonna need to clean up either way.
[ yeah he is already starting to feel the grossness scales tip. not enough to actually start moving. he's still riding this out. but finn probably two showers a day lastname will strike again. he will reset the bodily fluids counter to zero between rounds. ]
[ poe has one (1) theory and it's that no place is truly private because they want to see everyone give up and give in to exhibitionist kink. we saw the sandsharks. we been knew.
mmm. he got his wish (an all-access pass to boning finn) with the caveat of having to get up to clean up. but ... finn's not wrong. even poe showers only when he feels kind of dirty dameron can admit that this is "kind of dirty" territory and relent. not that he seems to be making any effort to move, but the thought has been planted. movement is probably imminent.
especially with the realization that ]
We could take it to the showers.
[ 👀💦🚿
they just have to get up first. it's like watching turtles race.
also, remember the time he actually cared about what happened to the bed? he doesn't. ]
[ poe cared about the bed for a whole two seconds and morally that's good karma. that's the karma that saves him from picking up a poison frog. finn not even thinking about it is why he gets burnt by gross dog monster drool. that's the science behind it.
if the shower stalls have courtesy seashell floor grips finn just finally realized they were probably for more than courtesy. it's sex island, finn. get on board. i hope for the sake of anyone boning in the showers that there are floor grip things. ]
It's a good way to make sure the pants come off next time. [ thinking ahead is hot too. since this is obviously poe's fault for ?????? idk tackling him ig, and clearly not finn's fault for knowingly yeeting into a handjob before poe could be like "anyway let's take our pants off real quick". ] I don't know where we could get spares.
[ maybe someday he'll get regular pants and not weird first order officer disguise pants. only big dreams allowed in this bed rn.
but okay. okay. cold jizz is no man's best friend and the shower now has double appeal. so like twenty more seconds and then he's sitting up.
this is a firm twenty seconds of giving poe the full-on Look. it's the you're very pretty and good and remember that time you sewed my jacket back up and it was really shitty but the full mood was still Thank U For My Life look. it's the finn, who just yeeted into jerking poe off without really hesitating, now finding every possible way to overthink doing something Soft like touching poe's hair look. the is this allowed vine came back for him.
it's gonna be fine he's gonna lay out his Soft Strategy before he leaves this room. even with poe's gross spit face. like, he's squeezing poe's hand before he even sits up. he's doing it. he loves the gentle caring shit too much not to. and then he will sit up. all according to plan. ]
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finn thinks his future probabilities are divided up into either getting used to the stupid grin or poe cutting back on stupid grins, and he knows which one is safer to put his money on.
he's what the kids call a potent combo of excited and nervous. he went full hermione granger with the educational materials and that was pretty great to get a feel for anything that wasn't Super Basic. pamphlets can't prepare you for the irl experience. and scoob we're gonna swooce right in there. the couch couldn't stop us. gonna see what happens and make some choices on the fly, basically, bc the mood of the morning is to have something happen in life that's nice and not life-threatening and not super weird.
and poe is nice, and they're not getting shot at, and they had a conversation about the weirdness that means finn can put it on the back burner to think about some other time.
so right now he's thinking he agrees. shirts are dumb and get in the way. this is obviously a sacrifice worth making for the greater good. his plan is to also get poe's shirt out of the way for Equality, but the first step is getting his hands under it, and then he's kinda like "! Y E E T" once he gets to step one. no shirt is powerful enough to stop him because the hands-on experience is wild.
give him like five seconds. you know to really make sure step one is underway. thoroughly. what if he touches people forever, that sounds viable. ]
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but then when finn's hand gets under his own and just dead-ass stops, he also stops and tilts his head a little bit. second one passes with "what is he doing?" and then second two is "oh he's taking a free sample."
the stupid grin's back at it again. (like he ever truly stopped.) there's a slight eyebrow raise, too. ]
There's more where that came from if you get the shirt off.
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...
so you know. mildly offended by poe's audacity for calling him out. which is like an eggshell-thin step away from being a little embarrassed. even though his hands walked him right into that one and it was very clearly labeled dead dove do not eat. ]
Is that just friendly advice? [ gosh honestly!! cutting into his skin appreciation moment by helping him remember his plan to stop having to deal with clothes!
the wonder is not ruined because it's very concept-based, but finn will still obligingly get poe's shirt out of this equation now. for medical science.
it's literally better this way. shirts are dumb again. ]
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also: why do the ones you love exist if not for exclusive roasting privileges. ]
Little more than friendly.
[ once his own shirt is off, he will get back to what he was doing and return the favor. just fling that mofo off like he's in a competition for fastest shirt removal (that he clearly already won.) at which point he too can appreciate the fruits of his labors. like, damn, okay. is every day core and arm day in the stormtrooper finishing school for boys?? what a snacc. his master plan is to work his way down to the pants, but first he's going to slowly take his time sort of groping down finn's sides. this is why hands exist. ]
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counterpoint: hands actually exist so that finn can upgrade from free sample to the full serving size. because he has aims to take full advantage of this chance. look. his meaningful human contact experience is limited to some hand grabbing, maybe like 4 fully clothed hugs, that time rose kissed him, and that time rey got thrown into a tree and he grabbed her entire head.
finn is thirsty and he's thriving rn. future dates ended with regular poe, now taking off poe's clothes and feeling him up is finn's romantic interest. future jungle search and rescue mission who? life problems who?? he doesn't know them. BETTER STUFF TO DO, HOT DUDE ALERT. ]
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he's torn between continuing making out and not, because making out would mean not getting to enjoy the view. not to say that he doesn't enjoy the view of finn's pores, but he could see that without shirtlessness.
they take the scenic route, but eventually his hands make it to finn's pants. he immediately gets to business with unbuttoning and pulling down that whole situation. to take them all the way off would make him have to like ... get off finn and move around though, so he doesn't make it 100% through the process. ]
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the scenic route bypassing making out, even temporarily, has been pretty chill with him for the most part. at this juncture he's kinda like you know what hold my beer tho. he's gonna just try to reel poe in here in for a Quick Smooch. his god given right.
and then casually take a side trip to the front of poe's pants. ]
Maybe next time we lose the clothes first thing.
[ finn doesn't go ham on the buttons just yet, but he's enjoying his stay here. hooking a thumb into poe's waistband. i'd say purely for leverage but 👀 👀 👀 i'd be lying.
free the d 2k18 has a precursor and it's writing a friendly letter to the d while it's still wrongfully imprisoned. possibly even before the prison life has fully transformed it into...... a hardened criminal. it's straight-up sexting the d. because finn is an opportunist when he wants to be and copping a feel waits for no man. he'd feel kinda weird just copying poe move for move again anyway so like yeet?? he doesn't know, this made great sense when he was thinking about it. slytherin finn exhibit a: for ambition. also a: for a dumbass.
it's real time strategy. he's ahead of the curve. he's........ not really sure how they can achieve nakedness without having to move to get rid of the clothes tbh. he's drafting his "give me 5 seconds" proposal. ]
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Yeah … yeah, you're right. That would've been smart.
[ once again: with finn and poe's powers combined, they have a whole piece of dust from under the couch's worth of foresight.
those were some real smart mouth words, brought to you by why??? is finn just casually groping him through his pants??? he'd be okay with the copycat thing, honestly. if finn is going to learn he's clearly going to learn from the best. (who decided poe was the best? he did. he put it to a vote. with himself.)
he had a Plan. he totally had a plan. there was a whole chart for how he was going to go about quenchquest 2k18 (that he made like five minutes ago) and now it's in the garbage because he did not anticipate this countermove. he kind of grinds into finn's hand because it's Nice but also he was about to grab the d and he doesn't know how to multitask. one hand digs into finn's hip while he's doing that. this is that hand that could be grabbing the d right now. maybe it'll leave a mark instead.
this is barely second base and he's already like AH YES HOW NICE IT IS TO RECEIVE. thirst is real. ]
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right now finn kinda just likes that he could do a thing and get a nice reaction tbh. poe is really handsome when he's distracted. it's uncalled for, but worth watching in motion. finn is into that in a big way. so he lets this happen for a little while. he's got no issues with that. remind him to thank poe for this quality image later.
then he'll proceed to phase 2 of his own plan he's making up on the fly, which is the part where he does in fact get these pants open like a big copycat. jailbreaks are like his specialty even metaphorically, wow.
thirst may torture, but it isn't gonna kill anybody on their watch today. ]
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he knows the next step should definitely be moving at least a little bit so he can shimmy out of his pants like a snake shedding its skin. also so finn can get out of his own pants. another joint effort prison break. (mood: when that's kind of Your Thing as a couple.) BUT. but. if he does that, finn's hand will be farther away. and that's a whole separate problem.
so at this point, all his cute lil smartass comments are on hold for ]
Keep going. You can keep going.
[ poe less than 24 hours ago: i am triggered by handjobs
poe as of like five seconds ago: i lied ]
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finn is feeling successful and encouraged in this chili's tonight, and he is looking extremely Pleased. this is a nice time okay. and he hasn't fucked it up. THRIVING. revolutionary. enjoying the simple things in life. ]
Yeah?
[ the power of healing handjobs. emotional connections are beautiful.
poe doesn't actually have to make the mouth words to tell him twice. finn is down to grab the dick and give it the old college try. it's probably a little on the slow side of the old college try. more like the get a feel for it on the fly and enjoy getting a feel for it in the meantime college try. ]
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[ he makes those mouth words anyway, although it's unclear whether he means yeah in the sense of "OF COURSE YEAH YOU DUMBO" or just as a general positive exclamation. words are stupid anyway. who needs words.
the scenic route of the college try is fine. poe is the butterfly pigeon meme, holding his hand out to "when bae takes a really long time to jerk you off" and asking "is this edging?" sometimes you learn kinks you didn't even know you had. zenith is a journey of self-discovery for everyone.
in other news — one hand is digging into the bed and the other is digging into finn as if he were an inanimate object like said bed. but he's not really thinking of that (or anything). he thrusts into finn's hand to help him on his mission, breathing hard and starting to sweat. his dick is like WOW DUDE COME ON WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG and the five percent of his brain that's still on is like "get this ... what if it took ... a little longer." there's instant gratification and there's riding a good thing out. sometimes you have to make those tough choices. ]
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finn is 90% it's not a kink to be really into watching poe come apart a little as much as it's just a thing that generally makes getting down to clown with a person a better experience. he takes the thrusting as a hint to pick up the pace a little, which is doable, especially if poe likes things a little faster. he's not exactly kicking into turbodrive, though. damn if he's not super into this right now specifically. the full picture.
he probably will be into edging in the future smdh.
and okay he's starting to think his hip's gonna bruise, and he thinks he's gonna know how into that he is later. like if nothing else it is flattering in terms of meaning poe digs this action so far.
it helps him upgrade to galaxy brain though, because finn remembers he Has Two Hands? he can jerk poe off with one hand and put his other hand.... on poe's hand. he's like best case scenario it's nice and it keeps me from getting a big ol bruise, worst case scenario it's still nice and doesn't help me avoid the bruise. therefore there's no reason not to hold that gd hand. there's thumb-smoothing and everything, now we're REALLY gettin nsfw in here wow. ]
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and then he immediately forgets that idea because he can no longer fight the good fight. the edging fight??? i guess. before he climaxes, he has one final thought that's something like "ROOMMATE COURTESY!!!" even though he doesn't really have any control of the situation. that's why, instead of sexy talk or at least finn's name, finn earns a ]
Not on the bed!
[ which kind of turns into a moan at the end so who knows how much sense that actually ends up making. but he earns that congratulatory confetti going everywhere. (jizz. the confetti is jizz.) he's all seizing up and shuddering until he get spent with it and collapses against finn. he also finally lets go of his hip. maybe he'll let gentle actualy handholding happen. he's not ... not going to. ]
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to follow is the weirdest combo of comfortable and uncomfortable he's ever experienced. like on one hand, his hip is free. skin-on-skin contact percentages just went up in a big way, that's great. he can get his gentle handholding in and maybe even upgrade it to back rubbing. plus poe didn't exactly seem to be hating this life experience and finn likes being satisfied about Doing Good.
on the other hand, neither of them has their pants all the way off and that's still kinda weird. poe just came all over the place and now he's kinda collapsed right into a share-the-burden of the mess situation. and finn is very hard, and trying to figure out if the extra pressure is a welcome addition or if he's in dick limbo. ]
Didn't really think that one through, either.
[ they're like 0 for 2 in the planning except for the part where they knew they wanted to gun it immediately. finn's not super bothered about the roommate courtesy thing because. it's not his room, basically. so at least in this regard he's sounding pretty chill for once. yolo.
he ends up fidgeting a little. it doesn't help his philosophical boner quest. ]
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[ well, he's not going to lose sleep about it. he tried. and laundry probably exists around here. whatever. he lets himself take a moment to ... well, enjoy the moment. he's really, truly, sincerely not thinking about anything. "mm ... thinking" indeed. finn is rubbing his back. maybe there's handholding. sure there's jizz on their pants and on the bed and on the rest of them but it's like, warm right now. for now. literally for maybe a couple minutes.
and finn is hard against him. thoughts come back online for that realization. instead of the tried and true nap move, he gets keyed up. he knows one (1) great trick you wouldn't believe and he wants to share it with the world. or maybe not the world. just finn (and the rest of the male population here??? ??). but definitely finn. and besides, he just came and he doesn't know how long it's going to take to recharge the battery in his penis.
he's just gonna go for it. full on yeet. he shifts his way down (spreading more bodily fluids around but what are you gonna do) until his head is more or less between finn's legs. out of courtesy (or sexy talk), he will offer: ]
We're not gonna worry about that this time around. Just come in my mouth. Okay?
[ like he's gonna say no, i'd prefer to mix my jizz with yours. ?? whatever. he's going for it. doesn't even really wait for agreement before going for the head. licking it a little, letting the hype set in. if finn has complaints, he is still theoretically able to voice them. ]
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anyway complaints whomst??? he doesn't know her. i mean maybe in (realistically) a couple of minutes when there's blood in his brain again and he really takes stock of the bodily fluids situation. maybe. but that's then. right now the hype is real. he had thoughts that were making words and now it's looking like a boggle tournament in there. welcome back to gasp town, population one, where jizz on the bed doesn't matter as much as maybe grabbing the blanket.
finn counts that as sexy talk. for the record. courtesy is great. also no one has ever said he could come in their general vicinity before, let alone in their mouth after a bj. so i mean. this is valid. he rescrambles enough of the boggle letters to belatedly form: ]
Okay.
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background thoughts while this is happening: he's highly aware that his roommate could decide to drop in at any moment. spyder could give the emergency beep and they'd have ??? amount of time to wrap it up. there's a kind of thrill in that. instead of being like "oh no", his lizard brain is like "wouldn't it be awesome if koujaku came back to take a nap and found me with finn's dick in my mouth." good job, lizard brain.
meanwhile, in reality, there's spit everywhere. he stops with the tongue action when his objective clearly becomes "get the whole thing in here." once he's barely towards the back of his throat, he engages the swallowing muscles.
i don't know why all this is happening when finn is probably gonna blow his load in like two seconds anyway, but today we're learning about edging. ]
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he didn't know getting deep-throated by a beautiful man was on his bucket list until poe yeeted in there and checked it off. i'd like to think finn now truly understands what he'd be missing if he'd gotten to drive into the big cannon. yeah friends and loved ones and restoring hope and blah blah blah, but consider: sex and basic human intimacies. finn probably doesn't truly understand what he'd be missing bc he won't think about it.
anyway yeah this 100% doesn't last long. poe simply doesn't get a lot of showcasing time. the perils of virgins who only just learned to drive skimmers and escape pods.
finn is still a polite(source?) dude, so he gets out a courtesy "poe" first. using the whole entire one brain cell that's not getting lit or basically going is this allowed, before he becomes functionally useless for a bit. i was like im gonna just do that in the brackets so i don't have to click outside of the brackets to type it. ]
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poe also super 1000 percent appreciates hearing his name like that, even more-so than the sharp breathing. he swallows a couple more times when the semen is incoming. "the best part of waking up is having throat muscles clench around your dick" - folgers coffee, 2018. that is the truth and he knows it.
he wishes refractory periods weren't real because every part of him except the part the matters most is on fire and ready for round two. well ... the two parts that matter most. his throat feels like it's on fire in the not sexy way as he pulls out. spit is still all over his face. a true vision to behold. ]
Good, right?
[ a slightly hoarse question asked with all the confidence of a person who already knows it was good and just wants the vocal confirmation. ]
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he's busy wondering if his bones have vanished. this is maybe the most physically relaxed he's ever been while still conscious. which is wild bc he can still feel his heart racing and he's still gotta catch his breath and he's only just now remembering to let the blanket return to the wild. his brain's like you know what take a minute or two, get back to the anxiety and stuff after. ]
Very. [ he would not could not tell a lie at this moment in time. he'll feed poe's praise kink. poe can hold onto it for later. ] You could be back up here by now, though. Plenty of space.
[ sometimes you want to either get the cuddle in or make out some more before you go from 'bless this mess' to being unable to bless the mess and having to take some cleanup steps. it's such a narrow window. ]
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now that he is in fact back up next to finn, he can appreciate the view. stare lovingly at his handiwork. finn looking more relaxed than he has ever seen him in his entire life, trying to remember how to breathe. what a sense of accomplishment. he presses his nose against the side of his face before kissing near the jawline. (his mouth and chin are still covered in spit; this is the ambience he's going for i guess.)
he kind of wants to say something, but all the things he can think of to say are dramatically romantic and deserve an immediate shelving. not today no sir. not after he just put the word love in a glass box that says break in case of emergency. ]
We could do more. In a while. [ he nips at finn's jawline. ] If you want. Dunno how long we'll have the room, though.
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the cuddling part is really nice, though. nice is a big deal. poe is a niceness ocean and finn is the infinite sponge. ]
I'd want to. If we end up having time. [ he just got laid for the first time fam, now begins the phase in life where he realizes he has a libido and the freedom to act on it. and pretty much nothing better to do with his life bc the mission hasn't been assigned yet. poe could be like "do you wanna just see how many times we can do it before dinner" and finn would be like "yeah sure" with no questions asked.
he turns his head to look at poe. possibly a little bit cross-eyed bc poe is Right There. they're an elegant couple, i think. ] We're gonna need to clean up either way.
[ yeah he is already starting to feel the grossness scales tip. not enough to actually start moving. he's still riding this out. but finn probably two showers a day lastname will strike again. he will reset the bodily fluids counter to zero between rounds. ]
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mmm. he got his wish (an all-access pass to boning finn) with the caveat of having to get up to clean up. but ... finn's not wrong. even poe showers only when he feels kind of dirty dameron can admit that this is "kind of dirty" territory and relent. not that he seems to be making any effort to move, but the thought has been planted. movement is probably imminent.
especially with the realization that ]
We could take it to the showers.
[ 👀💦🚿
they just have to get up first. it's like watching turtles race.
also, remember the time he actually cared about what happened to the bed? he doesn't. ]
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if the shower stalls have courtesy seashell floor grips finn just finally realized they were probably for more than courtesy. it's sex island, finn. get on board. i hope for the sake of anyone boning in the showers that there are floor grip things. ]
It's a good way to make sure the pants come off next time. [ thinking ahead is hot too. since this is obviously poe's fault for ?????? idk tackling him ig, and clearly not finn's fault for knowingly yeeting into a handjob before poe could be like "anyway let's take our pants off real quick". ] I don't know where we could get spares.
[ maybe someday he'll get regular pants and not weird first order officer disguise pants. only big dreams allowed in this bed rn.
but okay. okay. cold jizz is no man's best friend and the shower now has double appeal. so like twenty more seconds and then he's sitting up.
this is a firm twenty seconds of giving poe the full-on Look. it's the you're very pretty and good and remember that time you sewed my jacket back up and it was really shitty but the full mood was still Thank U For My Life look. it's the finn, who just yeeted into jerking poe off without really hesitating, now finding every possible way to overthink doing something Soft like touching poe's hair look. the is this allowed vine came back for him.
it's gonna be fine he's gonna lay out his Soft Strategy before he leaves this room. even with poe's gross spit face. like, he's squeezing poe's hand before he even sits up. he's doing it. he loves the gentle caring shit too much not to. and then he will sit up. all according to plan. ]
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